The Last Message Out of Seattle

“These are just a few of the images we’ve recorded. And you can see, it wasn’t what we thought. There’s been no war here and no seismic event. The environment is stable. It’s the Minimum Wage. The $15/hr minimum wage we started to phase in today. It was supposed to calm the population, offer more [Read More…]

Something for the Last Friday in Lent

Catholics! Remember that today you cannot eat this! Don’t give any further thought to this delicious, tempting, scrumptious image. Put right out of your mind the heavenly aroma, the sumptuous taste, and the wonderful awesome goodness. You’re welcome! A little humor to lighten the burden: A Jew, a Catholic, and an Episcopalian died and went [Read More…]

Vergil honored them with his classic poem “Sweet Georgics Brown”

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Quotes that seldom appear in those “Golden Treasures of Spiritual Wisdom” books

“Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing.” –St. Augustine [Read more…]

Honest Independence Day Trailer

How have I missed these things? What the heck, here the Honest World War Z trailer too: “Obligatory. Inception. BWAAS” completely undid me. [Read more…]

Live forever, Stephan Pastis

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Eye of the Tiber Kills Me

US Bishops Petition Holy See to Mandate Hand Squeeze Following Doxology I’m just praying they will really step up and mandate audible breast-beating during the Penitential Rite. [Read more…]

Smiley Face Galaxy Discovered


Benedict Confirms Epic Kegger at Apostolic Palace….

….During Francis Visit to US. Eye of the Tiber remains America’s #1 Source for Catholic News. [Read more…]

Perhaps the Greatest Rick Roll of All Time

Guy rick rolls his physics prof with a term paper: [Read more…]