Permission to Play Devil’s Advocate…

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The Patented Hitler Emoticon

Vaccination wars and Seahawk liturgies getting you down? Remember that my patented Hitler emoticon[TM] can brighten *any* discussion with an irrelevant comparison of anybody or anything to America’s favorite tyrannical mass murderer. /:E( Don’t like Pete Carroll’s bone-headed call? Just say, “That was dumber than Stalingrad!” and add the Hitler emoticon: /:E( Somebody suggest that [Read More…]

Zombie Haiku

BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! [Read more…]

This is a Tour Guide Who Really Loves His Job

Most amazing and hilarious tour guide ever. [Read more…]

ISIS Threatens to Vaccinate Hostages

Eye of the Tiber continues to demonstrate why it St. Blog’s Most Trusted Source for News. Also: Nation’s Catholics Demand Better Catechesis to Better Understand What Teachings to Ignore and: CDF Directs Enthusiasts not to Host Bigfoot “Seers” [Read more…]

Andy Dwyer in Jurassic Parks and Recreation

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One Man’s Struggle to Complete His Quest…

…to experience the entire internet. [Read more…]

Seattle Seahawks Secure Solid Second Place in Superbowl!!!!!

New England Patriots Crawl Across Finish Line Next to Last. I think we can all understand how the Patriots must feel going home, licking their wounds from the drubbing Seattle gave them. ¬†They should have known it would be humiliating, when the Porcupine of Prophesy warned them in vain to forfeit: But with that stubborn [Read More…]

As a matter of fact, I’m *not* sorry!

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Pearls Before Swine is a Gift to All Mankind

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