Hi. I’m 12.

Twenty movie stills replacing guns with thumbs up is funny. Tee, as they say, hee. [Read more...]

Devastating News for Doctor Who Fans

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I love Mark Brumley

He writes, tongue in cheek: Puzzling over something I just read, I immediately concluded that the author is at fault for not making his thought instantly understandable to me. After all, the problem has to be on his end, doesn’t it? Yes. And he did it in malice–because of his Hidden Agenda which anybody *can* [Read More...]

It Gets Better

The above photo is my contribution to the “It Gets Better” campaign to help shy young nerdlings find the confidence to know that someday they will blossom into obnoxious old fat nerds. [Read more...]

Attention, Low Information Voters! You Can Help!

If you believe in ending this scourge, click on the “Donate” button my right rail and give as much as you possibly can right now! [Read more...]

Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows…

…to unleash tranquility on West. Buddhist sleeper agents, disguised as hot dog vendors, pledge to “make Americans one with everything.” [Read more...]

November 22 Seems Like a Good Day for Conspiracy Theories

and reader John Herreid comes through with a fine, albeit tongue-in-cheek effort: “I heard Our Lady of Medjugorje said vaccines cause genetically modified corn to adopt common core standards.” Be afraid.  Be very afraid. [Read more...]

My Combox Troll Troubles are Over!

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His Abysmal Undersecretary Screwtape…

…has written a new letter to his new apprentice Grubmuck, detailing the strategy for attacking the work of the Church since the election of one of his worst enemies to the See of Peter. [Read more...]

Six Ridiculous Science Myths…

You Learned in Kindergarten. [Read more...]