Deep Thought

Build a man a fire and you warm him for an hour. Set that man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life. [Read more…]

Liturgical Dancer Tests Positive for Performance-Enhancing Drugs

I love Eye of the Tiber. [Read more…]

One Incredible Entrepreneur Saved This Struggling Neighborhood …

By Replacing Everyone In It With Affluent Twentysomethings Note to the humor-impaired: Satire. [Read more…]

My Big Profound Spiritual Revelation…

…is revealed over at the Register. [Read more…]

Bwahahaha!

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Stay Out of the Trees!

Goofiness from the creators of “The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra”. [Read more…]

I keep hearing complaints about Common Core Math

Makes perfect sense to me! [Read more…]

Mother Blows Nose

“The most terrifying and hilarious horror comedy of the summer! An emotional roller coaster of fear and delight! Two enthusiastic thumbs up!” [Read more…]

Greatest Salesman Evar!

Salesmanship as Performance Art: I’d pay the guy for the show even if I didn’t buy anything. [Read more…]

I’m pretty sure this was Photoshopped

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