Stephen Pastis Deserves a Nobel Prize

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The Most Bible Geekiest Thing in All of Space and Time

I dedicate this post to Scott Hahn, Michael Barber, Ted Sri, and Tim Gray. [Read more…]

The Seahawks and the Triumph of the Blessed Virgin

Colin Leadbetter lays out his awesome 33 point vision for the cosmic vindication of the greatest football team in all of time, space, and eternity.  The greatest thing you will read today, and that includes all you losers and your loser teams who are not from Seattle. [Read more…]

The Ten Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time

A Canadian Christmas with David Cronenberg (1986) A Muppet Christmas with Zbigniew Brzezinski (1978) An Algonquin Round Table Christmas (1927) Ayn Rand’s A Selfish Christmas (1951) Bob & Carol & Ted & Santa (1973) Christmas with the Nuge (2002) Noam Chomsky: Deconstructing Christmas (1998) The Lost Star Trek Christmas Episode: “A Most Illogical Holiday” (1968) [Read More…]

Simcha Fisher and Mark Shea: Learn to Spot the Subtle but Telltale Differences

It has been brought to my attention that some readers are having trouble telling the difference between me and Simcha Fisher.  Here are some tools for making that distinction. First, study these photos carefully: As you can plainly see, the top photo highlights my trademark rich luxuriant hair, as well as my much-discussed crazed rage over [Read More…]

Uncanny Accuracy from SNL

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Colbert’s Greatest Interview: Smaug

The Colbert ReportGet More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive [Read more…]

Pope Calls Angry Blogger

Gets Excommunicated. The keenly discerning combox Magisterium of Real Catholic is really flexing its muscles. Fresh from its profoundly wise defenses of ramming food up a man’s anus as totally compatible with the holy will of Jesus Christ, it is now working hard to rid the Church of the scourge of Pope Francis. The awesome [Read More…]

Evangelical Atheists: Making Life Immeasurably Harder for Atheists

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This killed me

The music is what really makes this: [Read more…]