It’s a glorious day!

’90s Kids Rejoice! The Spider Eggs They Used To Fill Beanie Babies Are Finally Hatching! [Read more…]

Modernist Hippie Liberal Pope Leads Eastern Churches into Marijuana Use!!!!

Pope Francis and Patriarch Bartholomew Sign Joint Declaration Thanks, folks! I’m here all week! [Read more…]

Today’s Advent Act of Penance

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Socrates on the Interwebz

Mike Flynn passes this gem along: From Deogowulf’s now sadly silent The Joy of Curmudgeonry, a scenario familiar to many at various blogs:Thermippos — The Complete DialogueThe scene is the agora, outside the office of the magistrate. Socrates is on his way to answer charges of impiety. There he meets Thermippos holding forth confidently amidst a [Read More…]

Paranoia is the Serious Business of Heaven

New Horizons in Conspiracy Cinema are under discussion over at the Register. [Read more…]

If Eisenhower Had Given the Gettysburg Address

The older I get, the more respect I have for Eisenhower, and the more complete alien he looks to bizarre thing that conservatism has become.  Can you imagine the shrieking hysterics of the Drown the Government in the Bathtub types if Obama were to propose the construction of the Interstate system Eisenhower created?  I recently [Read More…]

The Salmon Cannon: Technological Apex of Civilization

I require this for my complete happiness and fulfilment as a human being: WE CAN DO GREAT THINGS! [Read more…]

Jek Porkins Finally Comes Into his Own and Finds His Inner Dancer

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Francis Awaiting Approval of Internet Troll…

…Before Promulgating Encyclical. First, he must give me a pony and this cool thing that automatically folds and shoots paper airplanes. Then I’ll think about it. [Read more…]

I saw this years ago on a flight and it killed me

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