You’re a Newbie at Time Travel. What Do You Do First?

Kill Hitler of course!  Duh! John C. Wright needs to check this out. [Read more...]

Our Son, the Beloved Cow, Kills Me

“The only thing we have to fear is Fier Itzelph, the deformed Czech serial killer who was seen entering your home. Please stay on the line.” – Cow Shea [Read more...]

Heh!

Nation Tunes in to See Which Sociopath More Likeable This Time “I’m very curious to see which one of these two clinically sociopathic individuals will present the most convincing and authentic approximation of an actual human conscience tonight,” said Cincinnati-area voter Miranda Harrick, 40, adding that both candidates, like all successful politicians, were undeniably skilled [Read More...]

Total Mike Flynn Bait

Science scientifically proves scientific link between chocolate consumption and a country’s per capita number of Nobel Prize winners. Because correlation is Latin for “causation”. I, at any rate, prefer to believe that when I am savoring the rare bit of chocolate. [Read more...]

In College? Need a Quick Term Paper?

The Postmodern Essay Generator will provide you with endless streams of meaningless verbiage!  You’ll be able to rattle off such pretentious and intimidating babble as: “Truth is part of the paradigm of sexuality,” says Foucault; however,  according to Hubbard[1] , it is not so much truth that is  part of the paradigm of sexuality, but rather [Read More...]

I don’t quite know why, but this bit of silliness slays me

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Zippy Catholic proposes a new canonization…

St. Compromise, prey for us. [Read more...]

The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

are well worth checking out. [Read more...]

About time!

A scientist definitively rebuts the Insane Clown Posse: The Escapist : LoadingReadyRun : Scientist’s Rebuttal to ICP [Read more...]

Vote Hedgehog!

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