Just think! You Aren’t Even 1/3 Done Yet!

Exquisite, is it not? [Read more...]

I’m here to help you learn courage and endurance

In time, you will thank me. [Read more...]

That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger!

Hey! You’re not even to the halfway point. Lots more torment comin’ your way! [Read more...]

Advent Penance Continues to Take on New Dimensions of Suffering

Savor the Wookiee dialog! [Read more...]

The Troll…

interviews Marc Barnes.  Hilarity ensues. [Read more...]

Let the Penance Begin!

But wait! There’s more tomorrow! [Read more...]

If you are a monoglot like me…

…you may be on the lookout for foreign languages that are pretty much English with a funny accent, so you can boast about your multi-lingual mad skilz to people at parties or in press interviews without having to go to the trouble of studying, thinking or learning anything new (I hate having to do that!)  [Read More...]

How Can I Add to This Guilt-Inducing Meme?

The hobbit you just called fat? He’s skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He’s been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs and large eyes? For 500 years [Read More...]

I love Jonathan Coulton

If you are not a Star Trek fan, you might want to bone up on what a redshirt is. Bottom line: Kirk, Spock, McCoy and a redshirt are beaming down to the planet. Guess who won’t be returning? [Read more...]

The Troll…

…celebrates heretic-punching, with his customary hilarious results. [Read more...]