*You* can translate Latin with my patented method!

A reader wonders how to translate the following: Ad filium meum Isaac celebratione Nativitatis Domini MMXII, cum affectionis ex patrem vestrum. I translate this as “Add feline meows to Isaac’s celebration of natives’ domino mix. Come affectionate ex-patrons in vestments.” My reader replies: Multo atrocius quam Latina lingua mea tibi tua fabula barba. Vos eatis [Read More...]

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The Happiest Part for Me? You Still Haven’t Even Reached the Halfway Point

In the words of Stephen Bishop, it just goes on and on. [Read more...]

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Offer it Up!

Diahann Carroll: Perhaps the most penitential Christmas Carroll in history. [Read more...]

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Just think! You Aren’t Even 1/3 Done Yet!

Exquisite, is it not? [Read more...]

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I’m here to help you learn courage and endurance

In time, you will thank me. [Read more...]

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That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger!

Hey! You’re not even to the halfway point. Lots more torment comin’ your way! [Read more...]

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Advent Penance Continues to Take on New Dimensions of Suffering

Savor the Wookiee dialog! [Read more...]

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The Troll…

interviews Marc Barnes.  Hilarity ensues. [Read more...]

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Let the Penance Begin!

But wait! There’s more tomorrow! [Read more...]

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If you are a monoglot like me…

…you may be on the lookout for foreign languages that are pretty much English with a funny accent, so you can boast about your multi-lingual mad skilz to people at parties or in press interviews without having to go to the trouble of studying, thinking or learning anything new (I hate having to do that!)  [Read More...]

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