I liked ”Heart to Heart” too.  RIP, Kenny.  As a fellow native of Everett, Washington, I will miss you. Friends don’t let friends do Contemporary Christian Artgitprop.

A reader writes: Greatest Exchange of All Time, from the Don’t Argue with My Mother File: Person: Well, I guess the idea of the Resurrection must be comforting. My Mother: Why would it be comforting if it weren’t true?

…is sort of a military-flavored version of The Onion. Worth checking out.

I’M NOT SORRY!  I’M NOT SORRY!

Behold! Correllated.org: Devoted to correllating stuff with other stuff! In general, 56 percent of people like thin-crust pizza more than deep-dish pizza. But among those with a negative first impression of Pope Francis, 73 percent like thin-crust pizza more. So there you are! That is a statistical fact right there, that is!

Neighborhood newspaper vendor gets an unexpected phone call from a customer asking him to cancel delivery on the paper since the customer had to move unexpectedly. I love this guy!

…wait for it….         …wait for it…         …LIKE THE PLAGUE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey!  WaPo!  Here’s three more: Vatican Cracks Down on Devout Catholic Bus Plunges

I wonder how many people will buy this.

…and other choice malapropisms are the subject of this delightful piece from the delightful Front Porch Republic.  Here’s a taste: Richard Lederer’s “History of the World According to Student Bloopers,” that legendary account from Anguished English in which we learn: that “the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable”; [...]

How old is he in dog years?