I can see you’ve been under a lot of stress lately. Here: watch this

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“Belgium Doesn’t Exist!”

or “Land of Sprouts and Chocolate, I Think Not.” I’m relieved *some*body has finally ripped the lid off the seamy underbelly of the stinking weed of conspiracy in the dungeon-like garden of mixed metaphors! I just hope I live till dawn now that the i’ve alerted the Agents to my location by posting this on [Read More...]

Hah!

The Beloved Cow writes, “I have been chuckling for days because a friend of a friend spent his childhood thinking Admiral Ackbar’s signature line was ‘What the crap?!’” [Read more...]

In honor of yesterday’s gospel

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This fills me with joy in the human race

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The obvious solution…

…is to change the color of the uniforms. [Read more...]

“Larry”?

Mike Flynn, finger ever on the pulse of ADVANCEMENTS INNNNN SCIENNNNNNCCCCCE! notes: “Scientists Create Projectile Vomiting Robot Named Vomiting Larry” What?  “Larry“? Sigh.  This is exactly the problem with the Two Cultures never talking to each other.  Never send a tin-eared guy in a lab coat to do the work of us sensitive onomatopoetic literary [Read More...]

As a matter of fact, I *am* extremely pleased with myself

Reader Michael Liccione writes: I have a dream. In a ballroom-style hotel room, I gather 50 smart, pious people who each profess: “One doesn’t need a divinely authorized church to tell us all what God wants us to believe. All you need is the Bible and the Holy Spirit.” Then I seat them round ten [Read More...]

This is Perfectly Compatible with Catholic Faith

Don’t you agree, Scott, Jeff, and Jimmy? Of course you do. Just living as Jesus and the apostles taught us to do. HT: Reader Dr. Eric [Read more...]

It’s that time of year again!

Dear Fellow Catholic: I’m pleased to announce the 2013 Readers’ Choice Awards on About.com. The Readers’ Choice Awards showcase the best products, people, organizations, and services in hundreds of categories across all of About.com. This is the third year that the About.com Catholicism GuideSite will be participating in the Readers’ Choice Awards. Last year, the About Catholicism Readers’ Choice [Read More...]

There is an emerging genre of world literature…

called “the Amazon review”. Here, for instance, is one of the 2317 awesome review accorded the Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure [Read More...]

From the Onion’s Year in Review

Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack We have not–yet–reached the point of passive, bread and circuses decadence where members of our Ruling Class have so subdued, drugged, and intimidated us that they can scramble for power like Barracks Emperors with actual murders of opponents in power struggles.  So the Onion piece is still [Read More...]


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