More Stupid Papal Headlines

“Pope turns bread and wine into body and blood of Christ with this one weird trick!” “Have your sins removed forever at no cost! Here’s how!” “Ancient religious wisdom can lead to fat burning, weight loss, improved libido. Click on Lent 2014 for more info.” [Read more…]

Now and then the Onion even challenges its own smug assumptions

Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week Still waiting for Peter Singer to hug a profoundly disfigured man instead of making a mint off books recommending he be killed. I’ll take the brainwashed idiots who roll up their sleeves and help in the name of Jesus Christ over the intellect-worshipping Reddit [Read More…]

An Engineer’s Guide to Cats 2.0

This killed me. [Read more…]

The utterly, utterly shameless Jeff Miller writes…

Growing up there was an optometrist near a store we use to go to. Gilligan was his name. My father called his office Gilligan Eye Land. There are no words…. no words. [Read more…]

Super Duper Inside Baseball Liturgical Humor

Priest on FB writes: Broncos v. Chargers: pony wars! How will the bronys cope? Weisenheimer friend of priest replies: Okay, the phrase “brony’s cope” just made me think of what might well be the event horizon of horrible vestments. *** Warning: Only funny in a tiny ecological niche of Catholics. [Read more…]

For another year end wrapup…

Mike Flynn has the hilarious goods. [Read more…]

Dave Barry Looks Back at 2013

Year of the Zombies [Read more…]

For the Instrument-Rated Santa in Your Life

Here is some truly inside baseball humor. [Read more…]

Happy Second Annual End of the World Day!

John Hodgman only needs to be right once, you know! [Read more…]

Such a Magical Time of Year

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