On Richard Sherman, Seahawks Public Relations Professional

Say what you will about the tenets of National Shermanism, at least it’s an *ethos*! Look, we don’t need Sherman to introduce Masterpiece Theatre, comment on the works of Plato, or summarize Proust. We just need him to kick the clenched, fearful little butts of the Broncos as they scamper away like adorable, tiny eohippi. [Read More…]

I don’t like Sudoku

I prefer Real Ku instead. Ah me. I slay me. [Read more…]

A FB Exchange

Rod Bennett: “Men of few words are the best men.” – William Shakespeare Cow Shea: He must’ve had very low self-esteem. Mark Shea” “Yup.” – Gary Cooper [Read more…]

More Stupid Papal Headlines

“Pope turns bread and wine into body and blood of Christ with this one weird trick!” “Have your sins removed forever at no cost! Here’s how!” “Ancient religious wisdom can lead to fat burning, weight loss, improved libido. Click on Lent 2014 for more info.” [Read more…]

Now and then the Onion even challenges its own smug assumptions

Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week Still waiting for Peter Singer to hug a profoundly disfigured man instead of making a mint off books recommending he be killed. I’ll take the brainwashed idiots who roll up their sleeves and help in the name of Jesus Christ over the intellect-worshipping Reddit [Read More…]

An Engineer’s Guide to Cats 2.0

This killed me. [Read more…]

The utterly, utterly shameless Jeff Miller writes…

Growing up there was an optometrist near a store we use to go to. Gilligan was his name. My father called his office Gilligan Eye Land. There are no words…. no words. [Read more…]

Super Duper Inside Baseball Liturgical Humor

Priest on FB writes: Broncos v. Chargers: pony wars! How will the bronys cope? Weisenheimer friend of priest replies: Okay, the phrase “brony’s cope” just made me think of what might well be the event horizon of horrible vestments. *** Warning: Only funny in a tiny ecological niche of Catholics. [Read more…]

For another year end wrapup…

Mike Flynn has the hilarious goods. [Read more…]

Dave Barry Looks Back at 2013

Year of the Zombies [Read more…]