Third Argument Against Existence of God Discovered

St. Thomas, who always tried to be thorough and fair, surveyed the whole history of human thought and could only come up with two really decent arguments against the existence of God. For all of history up to the present, all really good atheist arguments boil down to one or both of these, repeated and [Read More...]

The Unbearable Whiteness of Being…

…Conan.  Pretty funny stuff: Totally unrelated, except that it also involves Conan: [Read more...]


I liked “Heart to Heart” too.  RIP, Kenny.  As a fellow native of Everett, Washington, I will miss you. Friends don’t let friends do Contemporary Christian Artgitprop. [Read more...]

From our “Don’t Patronize Me” File

A reader writes: Greatest Exchange of All Time, from the Don’t Argue with My Mother File: Person: Well, I guess the idea of the Resurrection must be comforting. My Mother: Why would it be comforting if it weren’t true? [Read more...]

The Duffleblog…

…is sort of a military-flavored version of The Onion. Worth checking out. [Read more...]

Habemus Peepem!

I’M NOT SORRY!  I’M NOT SORRY! [Read more...]

Total and Utter Mike Flynn Bait

Behold! Devoted to correllating stuff with other stuff! In general, 56 percent of people like thin-crust pizza more than deep-dish pizza. But among those with a negative first impression of Pope Francis, 73 percent like thin-crust pizza more. So there you are! That is a statistical fact right there, that is! [Read more...]

“Seriously, it’s Jorge Bergoglio, I’m calling you from Rome”

Neighborhood newspaper vendor gets an unexpected phone call from a customer asking him to cancel delivery on the paper since the customer had to move unexpectedly. I love this guy! [Read more...]

76 Cliches You Should Avoid…

…wait for it….         …wait for it…         …LIKE THE PLAGUE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey!  WaPo!  Here’s three more: Vatican Cracks Down on Devout Catholic Bus Plunges [Read more...]

Simcha Fisher is Magnificent

So, over at National Review, rich jailbird neocon ["salvation-through-consumerist-hedonism heretic" inserted here since the exquisite sensitivities of some readers require it] Conrad Black is busy telling the Pope to get on board with the rich neocon heretic view that babies are a nuisance and the Church should get over that whole thing with the Pill so [Read More...]