Songify the News Does it Again

There’s something about their daffy absurdity that really captures how dangerously dumb postmodernity is: [Read more…]

Help Kickstart World War III!

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Disloyal American Blogger Posts Political Humor

My Peace Plan: My current plan for peace involves Rand Paul quietly introducing a resolution to strap Congress to Tomahawks and fire them into Antarctica. He can do it while McCain is distracted playing online poker. Why pursue this wise and innovative course of action? For the obvious reason that the resulting explosions will only [Read More…]

Oh Those Wacky Japanese!

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Proof this Pope Is Deeply in Touch with the Most Profound Human Needs

Pope Francis Calls Zack Snyder to Complain of Ben Affleck’s Selection to Play Batman There is no hell the gospel cannot confront. [Read more…]

To My Partners in Evil, Patrick Coffin and Fr. Dwight Longenecker

Dear Patrick: What is the matter with you? Why didn’t you have your Liturgy Cop Police Scanner on this morning and catch this photo for immediate commentary and condemnation? Me and Longenecker were down at Dunkin Donuts getting breakfast and you were supposed to be monitoring the internet for all signs of liturgical abuse! Do [Read More…]

Conversation for a Saturday

Friend: I’m procrastinating. Me: I’m putting off procrastinating. Friend: I’m thinking about the possibility of putting off procrastination. [Read more…]

Can’t. Resist. Joke!

He’s not a tame liar. As to this iteration of the Latest Real Jesus, Jimmy Akin does the autopsy on this particular work of projection and information filtering and how it presents us with a Jesus made in the image and likeness of Reza Aslan. Remember: all Latest Real Jesuses tell you only about the [Read More…]

What Ho, Gods of the Abyss

An astonishing and hilarious mashup of P.G. Wodehouse and H.P. Lovecraft. [Read more…]

Teenage Catholic Groovy

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