I require this for my happiness

Actually, it’s a kayak.  But it is still necessary for my completion as a human being.  Kayaking is healthy exercise, so I think I am owed this as a part of the HHS Mandate.  As my birthday approaches, it’s just so important for the world to think about my needs, wants, and desires.   [Read more...]

I take it all back. Vaccination is evil

New Independent Study Confirms Vaccines Cause Kardashians [Read more...]

I am Ichthus…

…and I love these guys: [Read more...]

This killed me

I well remember being in New Zealand years back, using the loo and having presented for my contemplation a roll of toilet paper that advertised itself as “New Zealand’s Most Trusted Toilet Paper”. Because if you can’t trust your toilet paper, what can you trust? And… Professional Tanning?  Seriously? [Read more...]

Gotta love that Colbert is such a Tolkien Geek

Extra points for the C.S. Lewis quote. I’m hoping Jackson will salvage the disaster of the second movie with the third. We’ll see. Here’s the trailer: [Read more...]


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It’s the ingratitude that really hurts, you know?

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Disturbing in ways not accessible to human language

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People tell me the Catholic faith is all about inflicting guilt

But that’s really the task of post-Christian Puritanism like this article. Catholic faith is about forgiveness of sins. Here: have some more guilt: [Read more...]

This speaks to me at a deep visceral level

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My Plan for Making My Death as Fun as Possible

Thing is, I really want to see this. So I’ll have to fake my death and disguise myself as a mourner. Plus, I get to hear all the nice things people say about you after you die–till they hit the pinata. [Read more...]

Jesus Christ Celebrates 33rd Anniversary as God Incarnate

A naughty piece Yr. Obdt. Svt. wrote some years back on our breathless culture of media speculation. [Read more...]