To My Partners in Evil, Patrick Coffin and Fr. Dwight Longenecker

Dear Patrick: What is the matter with you? Why didn’t you have your Liturgy Cop Police Scanner on this morning and catch this photo for immediate commentary and condemnation? Me and Longenecker were down at Dunkin Donuts getting breakfast and you were supposed to be monitoring the internet for all signs of liturgical abuse! Do [Read More…]

Conversation for a Saturday

Friend: I’m procrastinating. Me: I’m putting off procrastinating. Friend: I’m thinking about the possibility of putting off procrastination. [Read more…]

Can’t. Resist. Joke!

He’s not a tame liar. As to this iteration of the Latest Real Jesus, Jimmy Akin does the autopsy on this particular work of projection and information filtering and how it presents us with a Jesus made in the image and likeness of Reza Aslan. Remember: all Latest Real Jesuses tell you only about the [Read More…]

What Ho, Gods of the Abyss

An astonishing and hilarious mashup of P.G. Wodehouse and H.P. Lovecraft. [Read more…]

Teenage Catholic Groovy

More at Grunky.com [Read more…]

Using Metadata to Find Paul Revere

Pretty funny: London, 1772. I have been asked by my superiors to give a brief demonstration of the surprising effectiveness of even the simplest techniques of the new-fangled Social Networke Analysis in the pursuit of those who would seek to undermine the liberty enjoyed by His Majesty’s subjects. This is in connection with the discussion [Read More…]

British Baseball Commentary…

…is like a Bacon and Chocolate Ice Cream Burger. [Read more…]

Your Puny Vestern Adwertising is Futile to Reach Post-Soviet Voman!

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Seven Short Genre Films by Three of the Brohirrim

These cracked me up. [Read more…]

The Troll offers his inimitable insights…

…on recent contretemps in this space.  I am always amused when discussions reach the “Maybe he said X because of all the Y and Z things he’s trying to distract us from” phase of an argument.  The increasingly weird attempts to parse what was *not* said start to remind me of the search for canals [Read More…]