A delicious summer recipe

Be sure to follow all the instructions carefully.  Also, read the combox comments.  Wonderful! [Read more...]

This killed me

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Let Biden be Biden!

God’s gift to the Romney campaign just keeps on putting it out there: Hard not to love the guy. He’s like a character from Dickens. [Read more...]

Spambot Derrick Berg writes…

another rave review of my blog: An amazing talk about, I merely with all this onto a new coworker who was simply conducting a minor examination about this. And also he or she in fact ordered everyone dinner due to the fact I ran across the item with regard to them.. giggle. Therefore allow me [Read More...]

For the Victims, There is no “Moving On”

We’re All Virginians Now, Still. [Read more...]

I am filled with nameless, proboscidian, squamous, fungoid and rugose pride

Luke the Nordic Giant has a special greeting for H.P. Lovecraft: Happy Birthday, Cthulhu! Happy Birthday, Cthulhu! Happy Birthday, Eldritch Horror! Happy Birthday, Cthulhu! [Read more...]

Huzzah! Joy! Delight!

The winners of this years Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest have been posted!  Feast upon such golden prose as: As he told her that he loved her she gazed into his eyes, wondering, as she noted the infestation of eyelash mites, the tiny deodicids burrowing into his follicles to eat the greasy sebum therein, each female [Read More...]

Youtube: It’s edgemacational!

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End the Violence!

If you think this is bad… …you should see what the Weeping Angels are capable of. [Read more...]

I’m going!

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Chip off block

My son Peter just walked up to me and said, “I changed a light bulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar. It was then I realized: my life is a joke.” I am so proud–and so ashamed. We’re hoping he considers becoming a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. [Read more...]

George Carlin was some kind of genius

This amazing pastische of every pop culture/media buzzword and empty catchphrase of the new millennium is brilliant: I’d go so far as to say it not just brilliant, it’s beyond new improved extra flexi dextra massive mammoth macro mega magna multi poly quanta ultra hyper supra tetra tera giga dyna electra turbo insta posi vita [Read More...]