65% of Americans Give Evidence that Universal Suffrage…

…may have been a huge mistake. I do, however, have to give serious props to President Obama for this: During a May visit to the White House by the actor Will Smith and his family, Obama was quizzed by Smith’s 13-year-old son, Jaden, about the possibility of extraterrestrial life. In an interview with the BBC, [Read More...]

Worst Caricature Ever!

I mean, seriously: that bird looks *nothing* like that guy. PIXAR: LEARN TO DRAW! [Read more...]

If Shakespeare had written…

the Hokey Pokey: O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe. Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe. Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke. A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s yoke. Blessed dervish! Surely canst [Read More...]

Message to America’s Overgrown Adolescent Males

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Professional Philosophers Have Never Been Able to Disprove This

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Best Part About Politics

The Autotune the News Guys: [Read more...]

Andromeda Galaxy…

is on a collision course with the Milky Way in four billion years!!!!! Chris Matthews: “How will this affect Obama’s re-election hopes?” Rush Limbaugh: “There were no Imminent Galactic Collisions Under Reagan. This is Due to Liberal Socialist Incompetence!” Spirit Daily: “Is Andromeda Collision the Fulfillment of Medjugorje Prophesy?” E. Michael Jones/Robert Sungenis: “Jew Science [Read More...]

Google whimsy

Type “find Chuck Norris” and hit “I’m feeling lucky” and you get this. [Read more...]

Tee Hee

“There is one mediator between Protestant and Catholic: the man C.S. Lewis.” From a note I got in the mail yesterday. [Read more...]

This cracked me up

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I Loves Me Some North Korean Journalism

Reportage of this comedic calibre is rare on planet earth (from the NoKo propaganda organ called, I believe, Rodong): Scrambles for Power There is presidential election in the United States in the coming November. The two candidates, one from the Democratic Party and the other from the Republican Party, have made a grab at each [Read More...]

Meanwhile, at a secret research facility…

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