How Conversations Go with My Kids

Ever since they took those stupid logic classes there’s been no living with them. On the other hand, this sort of reasoning has always seemed to me to be rather, well, reasonable when people tell me that the entire witness of the gospels and the New Testament is worthless because people back then were 2000 years dumber [Read More...]

I Can’t Get Enough of These Things

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I can see you’ve been under a lot of stress lately. Here: watch this

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“Belgium Doesn’t Exist!”

or “Land of Sprouts and Chocolate, I Think Not.” I’m relieved *some*body has finally ripped the lid off the seamy underbelly of the stinking weed of conspiracy in the dungeon-like garden of mixed metaphors! I just hope I live till dawn now that the i’ve alerted the Agents to my location by posting this on [Read More...]


The Beloved Cow writes, “I have been chuckling for days because a friend of a friend spent his childhood thinking Admiral Ackbar’s signature line was ‘What the crap?!’” [Read more...]

In honor of yesterday’s gospel

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This fills me with joy in the human race

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The obvious solution…

…is to change the color of the uniforms. [Read more...]


Mike Flynn, finger ever on the pulse of ADVANCEMENTS INNNNN SCIENNNNNNCCCCCE! notes: “Scientists Create Projectile Vomiting Robot Named Vomiting Larry” What?  “Larry“? Sigh.  This is exactly the problem with the Two Cultures never talking to each other.  Never send a tin-eared guy in a lab coat to do the work of us sensitive onomatopoetic literary [Read More...]

As a matter of fact, I *am* extremely pleased with myself

Reader Michael Liccione writes: I have a dream. In a ballroom-style hotel room, I gather 50 smart, pious people who each profess: “One doesn’t need a divinely authorized church to tell us all what God wants us to believe. All you need is the Bible and the Holy Spirit.” Then I seat them round ten [Read More...]