Look at this way. There is no Star Wars Easter Special

So much heartache is avoided with the central feast of our faith being overlooked by the world. [Read more...]

I Do My Best to Do My Worst

For Better or for Worse. [Read more...]

Who’s With Me?

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This hurts you more than it hurts me

And it hurts me like murder. [Read more...]

*You* can translate Latin with my patented method!

A reader wonders how to translate the following: Ad filium meum Isaac celebratione Nativitatis Domini MMXII, cum affectionis ex patrem vestrum. I translate this as “Add feline meows to Isaac’s celebration of natives’ domino mix. Come affectionate ex-patrons in vestments.” My reader replies: Multo atrocius quam Latina lingua mea tibi tua fabula barba. Vos eatis [Read More...]

The Happiest Part for Me? You Still Haven’t Even Reached the Halfway Point

In the words of Stephen Bishop, it just goes on and on. [Read more...]

Offer it Up!

Diahann Carroll: Perhaps the most penitential Christmas Carroll in history. [Read more...]

Just think! You Aren’t Even 1/3 Done Yet!

Exquisite, is it not? [Read more...]

I’m here to help you learn courage and endurance

In time, you will thank me. [Read more...]

That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger!

Hey! You’re not even to the halfway point. Lots more torment comin’ your way! [Read more...]


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