The Onion Reports…

4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence We’re also getting scattered reports from London that sporadic gunfire has broken out between enemies and advocates of the Oxford comma. [Read more…]

The Invaluable Erin Manning…

makes her lyrical contribution to the Women’s Ordination Movement, assisted by the musical styling of a her reader “Tony”: HT: And Sometimes Tea And Sometimes Tee Hee. [Read more…]

Toddler Leaders…

…Call for Increased Duck Visibility [Read more…]

And with this, your penance is over

Let Christmas now take away your pain as ytou enter into jollification! Christ is born! Allelluia! [Read more…]

It just never ends, does it?

And yet it will, tomorrow!. [Read more…]

The World Keeps Turning

And the Star Wars Holiday Special keeps on being the hideous thing it is. [Read more…]

They’re telling apocalypse jokes today…

like there’s no tomorrow! I feel fine. [Read more…]

This will make you hope the Mayans were right about today

If the world ends today, you won’t have to watch the rest of this. [Read more…]

Precious Moments

Two unforgettable quotes from yesterday’s contretemps: “Please name one thing that Voris was not in line with the magnesium of the church on.” *** “I am a huge fan of Michael Voris, S.T.B. and Fr. John Zuhlsdorf! They are living saints, and I’m sure one day they will be named doctors of the Church.” In [Read More…]

Look at this way. There is no Star Wars Easter Special

So much heartache is avoided with the central feast of our faith being overlooked by the world. [Read more…]