I desperately want…

for this thing to be an ancient alien war machine that will awaken and destroy Seattle. [Read more...]

Woo Hoo! Snow!

In Seattle!  At Christmastime!  There’s a half inch on the ground and it’s still coming down!  I love Seattle when it snows.  It’s like a princess in the old school fairy tales before Hollywood turned them all into ass-kicking feminist ninjas.  She just sits there, unbelievably beautiful and totally helpless, paralyzed and fainting.  An inch [Read More...]

Seattle: Epicenter of Leftist Pieties and Hypocrisy

Here is a classic Seattle Moment: The Seattle Public Library flings its arms wide for this sex-obsessed NAMBLA-endorsing perv with a gift of the gab. If this was a priest, Seattleites would be out in the streets with torches and gallons of fake dudgeon, screaming for blood out of fake concern for The Children. But [Read More...]

Why I Want the Right to Regain its Sanity

Here’s why. To successfully counter this Lefty idiocy: New Washington State Law Bans Words ‘Penmanship,’ ‘Freshman,’ ‘Fisherman’ as Sexist Person O person is my blue state crazy. You might even say it is personiacal about PC rubbish. Persony people will not be able to personage with these new rules and will have personufacture strategies to [Read More...]

Hey Western Washington!

Dear Chestertonians, We are happy to announce our final event of this season, this coming Thursday, May 2, at 7:30 PM at the UW Newman Center.  Dr. Steve Duncan of Bellevue College will be joining us to discuss “Having Faith in Reason.” Please see below for full details, as well as the Events Calendar at our website. [Read More...]

That Didn’t Take Long

The draconian punishments for not supporting gay “marriage” begin. Gay “marriage” is not about what people want to privately believe marriage means to them.  It is about bringing the armed might of the state to bear on punishing people who will not pretend that there is such thing as gay “marriage”.  It will create three [Read More...]

On the Mean Streets of Seattle…

the law is a paper tiger when it comes vicious gang mothers and their little angels in the savage competition for Easter eggs. [Read more...]

God Bless Pia de Solenni!

She’s a formidable warrior on behalf of the unborn and the other day she and a number of other formidable warriors (including our terrific Archbishop Sartain) achieved the near-impossible of stopping the abortion juggernaut in the Washington State Senate.  Read all about it here. The hilarious thing about the Abortion Lobby here in the Soviet of [Read More...]

Caesar Forbids Charity to do Works of Mercy

Everything within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state. So stop feeding the homeless, Christians. Here is what Christians should say to Seattle Caesar: “We must obey God rather than men. Drop dead.” Then we should set to work subverting this stupid rule at every opportunity. [Read more...]

If you are musical and in Western Washington…

You might be interested in this: Our Lady of Fatima in the Magnolic neighborhood of Seattle is hosting a really intriguing liturgical music conference this coming weekend. I thought some of your readers would be interested in hearing about it. The different sessions are geared for all different levels – Music ministers, cantors, clergy, and [Read More...]