Wow! Mars Hill Church to Dissolve

Sad, but undoubtedly for the best. The wreckage left behind by Marc Driscoll was utterly predictable. I hope he grows from this. There’s always the mercy of God. [Read more…]

So Ultra-Uber Seattle

We just voted to change “Columbus Day” to “Indigenous Peoples’ Day”. A few years back. We changed the name of King County to, wait for it, King County. Only now it was named for Martin Luther King instead of some obscure 19th century former slaveholder. We love our symbolic gestures here in Seattle. Me: I [Read More…]

A Sad Day in Washington History

Vandals attack the famous Bicycle Tree on Vashon Island Some kid left his bike on the tree in 1954 and it became one with the plant as the years rolled on. [Read more…]

I’m a survivor

Well, by now the whole world has heard the stories and seen the horrendous images of devastation from Seattle. The burning sofa, the crowds chanting “SEAHAWKS!” really loud. A city of a couple of million now reeling from the news that six drunken frat boys have been arrested for partying too hearty. It’s like living [Read More…]

Seahawks Team Spirit

Here in the City of the Nice, we Seattleites–all greenies, liberals, earthy crunchies, feminists, recyclers, conscientious supporters of libraries, public radio, and separating paper and plastic, sentimental sobbers at gay weddings, thoughtful Starbuck’s consumers who listen to world music, post-Christian new agey people who wear crystals for “good energy”, jammie-clad metrosexuals who talk about health [Read More…]


Anybody who believes this cock and bull story from Officialdom deserves to perish in the incinerating death ray when the ancient alien war machine awakens to destroy Seattle. BREAKING: Steel Pipe Everyone Should Have Known About Is What’s Been Blocking Bertha Right.  And aliens in the secret lab at Area 51 are just the light [Read More…]

I desperately want…

for this thing to be an ancient alien war machine that will awaken and destroy Seattle. [Read more…]

Woo Hoo! Snow!

In Seattle!  At Christmastime!  There’s a half inch on the ground and it’s still coming down!  I love Seattle when it snows.  It’s like a princess in the old school fairy tales before Hollywood turned them all into ass-kicking feminist ninjas.  She just sits there, unbelievably beautiful and totally helpless, paralyzed and fainting.  An inch [Read More…]

Seattle: Epicenter of Leftist Pieties and Hypocrisy

Here is a classic Seattle Moment: The Seattle Public Library flings its arms wide for this sex-obsessed NAMBLA-endorsing perv with a gift of the gab. If this was a priest, Seattleites would be out in the streets with torches and gallons of fake dudgeon, screaming for blood out of fake concern for The Children. But [Read More…]

Why I Want the Right to Regain its Sanity

Here’s why. To successfully counter this Lefty idiocy: New Washington State Law Bans Words ‘Penmanship,’ ‘Freshman,’ ‘Fisherman’ as Sexist Person O person is my blue state crazy. You might even say it is personiacal about PC rubbish. Persony people will not be able to personage with these new rules and will have personufacture strategies to [Read More…]