The Ransom of Red Chief, Christian Edition

Kidnapper releases kid who won’t stop singing gospel song. I missed this when it happened, but it’s never to late to celebrate! [Read more...]

Japan: Land of the Wearable Banana Watch

Because it’s Japan. [Read more...]

The Entremanure Behind Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo Doo Program

Just another reason I love my home town. Where else can you find, not only a Fecal Fest, where you can not only obtain exotic forms of dung for your hydrangeas, but call a Zoo Doo Hotline–(206) 625-7667–and hear hilarious bulletins from the Duke of Dukey himself. I accidently ran across the Zoo Doo hotline [Read More...]

Japan: World’s Leading Manufacturer and Exporter of Weird

Japanese Juice Company Invents Wearable Robot that Feeds You Tomatoes While You Run [Read more...]

CNN Completely Loses Its Mind

If anybody can explain how this crazy amalgam of 80s sitcom intro and cheesy action movie trailer wound up on the CNN site, perhaps the ghost of Edward R. Murrow will sleep more peacefully tonight. Seriously, this is the weirdest thing I have ever seen a news network do: And is it just me, or [Read More...]

SUPER KARATE CHOP NUNS ARE GO!!!

The strangest thing you will see today. I particularly like “Dona Nobis Pacem”. [Read more...]

From our “Stop Being Cowards, Will Ya?” file

Nine year old Texas boy suspended for “terrorism” for bringing One Ring to school The trick to defeating terrorism is to stop letting it terrorize you. The trick to doing that is to stop jumping at your own shadow, trust God, and live your life with gratitude to him and not cringing fear of absolutely [Read More...]

“The Principle” Gets a Tepid Review in Variety

Outside the hothouse of St. Blog’s, the normal world looks at a boutique film about quack science made by a super-fringe Catholic apologist, shrugs, says “Weird”, and gets on with its day.  True believers (led by producer Rick DeLano himself) show up in the combox to shriek stuff about the Liberal Conspiracy and pose for their pictures [Read More...]

Rocket Scientists Do Their Doody

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O Christmas Sheep, O Christmas Sheep

Sheep found wandering streets in a Christmas sweater. [Read more...]


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