Behold! Our God King Holds the Power of Arbitrary Life and Death!

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White House Knew ISIS was Going to Murder Foley

On the bright side, the President has developed a killer golf swing. [Read more...]

The Transparent Lies of our Most Transparent Administration

Don’t think of it as a coincidence.  Think of it as the first miracle toward Obama’s canonization. [Read more...]

Boys Who Cry Wolf Are Constantly Yelling at Me…

…that Obama is a Nazi Muslim Communist Socialist Jihadi who is bent on taking all our guns, marching us into concentration camps and plotting to destroy America by having a vast force of heavily armed plague children fanning out to spread disease and terror while batting huge brown bambi eyes in order to make conservatives [Read More...]

Feel Safe, or You May be an Enemy of the State!

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Operation ClusterFUBAR

OBAMA SAVED A RAT? VIDEO: Bergdahl’s release… Qatar allowing released Taliban men to move freely in country… Reintegration: Military hides Bergdahl from public view… FLASHBACK: ‘Converted to Islam And Taught Captors Bomb Making Skills’… NYT: Left note explaining desertion before going AWOL… REPORT: Wanted to Renounce Citizenship… Team Leader: ‘A lot more to story than [Read More...]

Hail Seizer!

You all did see that on the Lupercal I thrice presented him a kingly crown, Which he did thrice refuse. Was this ambition? Key bit: “Turley said that he believes Obama is correct in many of his policy proscriptions, but he also believes that the means he has chosen to effect those solutions are “wrong” [Read More...]

Jon Stewart Strikes Me as an Honest Man

Here’s one reason why: The Daily Show Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,The Daily Show on Facebook Yes. I get it. Not a conservative. Duly noted. But, given his obvious biases, still an honest man. Meanwhile, this president continues to impress me as a stunningly provincial Chicago pol. [Read more...]

The Quartermaster of the Barque has some fun…

…at the expense the guy who can unleash a persecuting legal colossus against The Little Sisters of the Poor, side with Al-Quaida in Syria, force Catholics to pay for abortion and contraception, try to tell the Lutherans who they can and can’t ordain, and still talk about his respect for religious liberty with a straight [Read More...]

To avoid Obamacare costs…

…firms have to swear that they are not trying to avoid Obamacare costs. For some reason, even its most ardent defenders are despairing of trying to defend this increasing insane kluge. [Read more...]


He’ll get to that as soon as he’s finished unilaterally decreeing the drone deaths of some teenagers, wedding guests, and funeral attendees. [Read more...]

You don’t say!

“The killing of the innocent is never fulfilling God’s will; in fact, it’s the ultimate betrayal of God’s will.” ~ President Obama, February 6th, 2014 [Read more...]