Obama’s Sooper Secret Plan to Take Over Texas

Phase 1: Announce sooper secret plan several months in advance. Phase 2: Send 1200 soldiers to occupy 7 states with a combined population of something like 50 million people. Phase 3: Attack cartoonists in Garland, confiscate all the guns, colonize with Syrian Muslim refugees, allow invading brown horde in from south of the border. Phase [Read More...]

Looks Like the Jig is Up!

Dr. Tom Horn and Steve Quayle join Sheila Zilinsky in a riveting show that will stun listeners. Find out the prophetic end time plan unfolding before your very eyes and the role that the Catholic Church plays in the emergence of the false prophet & Antichrist. You won’t believe what the Pope will say. I [Read More...]

The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy

Thank you, Citizen Journalist, for this warning. [Read more...]

Mark! What’s it Like to be a Glamorous, Highly Paid, and Sexy Catholic Writer?

Well, My Public, very often it means getting mail like this (favorite parts: 1) the proof that the used Renault is a fulfillment of Rev 6:1-5.—demonstrated by a commercial starring Will Ferrell and 2) “WARNING: You can easily change the future by donating the 2014 black Grand Cherokee to me.”): January 28, 2014 Why the ancient [Read More...]

“Conspiracy theories are history for stupid people.” – Kathy Shaidle

Discuss. [Read more...]

Another Rock Solid Endorsement for “The Principle”

Reader Jim Condit, Jr writes in my comboxes: What are these panicked attacks on The Principle Movie? If it is that absurd, it will fall on its own. The Trailer (we use to call it a preview!) looks great, and it looks like a thought-provoking movie. Don’t most people need to consider that the earth [Read More...]


Anybody who believes this cock and bull story from Officialdom deserves to perish in the incinerating death ray when the ancient alien war machine awakens to destroy Seattle. BREAKING: Steel Pipe Everyone Should Have Known About Is What’s Been Blocking Bertha Right.  And aliens in the secret lab at Area 51 are just the light [Read More...]


Uber-conspiracy theorists believe conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is a CIA double agent. Of course, that’s to throw us off the scent of the uber-conspiracy theorists and their sinister dark masters. And, as should be obvious, I’m only making fun of it all because I am acting on the orders of my puppeteers in the Vatican. [Read More...]

Ripping the Lid off the Stinking Weed of the Soft Underbelly of Conspiracy…

…in the Garden of Mixed Metaphors, I give you the confirmation of your Darkest Fears: On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study Ali Rahimi 1, Ben Recht 2, Jason Taylor 2, Noah Vawter 2 17 Feb 2005 1: Electrical Engineering and Computer Science department, MIT. 2: Media Laboratory, MIT. Abstract Among a [Read More...]

A Work of Mercy (If You Have a Perverse Sense of Humor Like Mine)

Help Jack Chick’s Dark Dungeons become a movie on Kickstarter What could be more important than alerting the world to the massive danger of RPGs? And who better to do that than Renaissance artist and master theologian Jack Chick? [Read more...]