Black is White. Freedom is Slavery.

Price Gouging is Justice. Cheating the Desperate is the Will of God. “Thus says the LORD: “For three transgressions of Israel, and for four, I will not revoke the punishment; because they sell the righteous for silver, and the needy for a pair of shoes– 7 they that trample the head of the poor into [Read More...]

Americans for Limited Government

…win Grand Prize for Most Un-Self-Aware Hypocrites: Send out letter to neighborhoods, exposing the voting habits of their next-door neighbors. The Cato Institute sez they are “an incredibly effective force in advancing the cause of freedom”–if by “freedom” you mean “a nosy police state in which strangers report on you to your neighbors”. Talk about [Read More...]

I’m not up on my libertarian wonkery

Is everybody who works for the Cato Institute barking mad or just this O’Toole dude? Libertarianism is medicine, not food.  It’s good for treating the fever of nanny statism when taken in small doses.  But unfortunately, many buy libertarianism on street corners and from creepy drug lords like Ayn Rand, who lace it with all [Read More...]


L’Osservatore Romano continues its recent trend of weighing in on weird stuff like the school nerd bursting into conversation among cheerleaders to talk about Star Wars trivia in a disquietingly loud tone of voice: His womanising and predilection for gunning down Britain’s enemies may not make him the most Godly of characters, but L’Osservatore Romano [Read More...]

Why they call it…

World Nut Daily. In answer to their question: No. No it doesn’t. [Read more...]

Obama Campaign to Stupid Pranksters

Thanks for the dough, suckers! Geniuses at World Nut Daily decide it would be a brilliant idea to throw some money at the Obama campaign by getting a fake Pakistani IP, a fake ID and saying it came from “Osama bin Laden, 911 Jihad Way, Abbottabad, CA 91101.” It, in fact, came from World Nut [Read More...]

There’s no Weirdness…

quite like Japanese weirdness. [Read more...]

Apparently “Novena Solena”…

…doesn’t exactly translate from Foreignese into English as “Solemn Novena”. Seriously, this must be seen to be believed: Either that, or these people have an altogether different understanding of what “solemn” means. I think the roller skating angels are my favorite part, though the music is also great. Where would the world be without sheer [Read More...]

Seattle Attorney Time Travels

to Gettyburg Address and Lincoln’s assassination. I completely believe every word.  Time travel has been around for 40 years–or 150 years depending on what you mean by “been around”.  And Time Travel always places the subject right at the moment of immensely important historic events, and never in a dental office in Poughkeepsie on a [Read More...]

The Invaluable William Briggs, Statistician to the Stars…

on the infallible SCIENCE! of GOP vs. Dem looks. SCIENCE! clearly demonstrates that when it comes to what counts in American politics–physical beauty–the GOP is clearly the Party of Women. You can’t argue with SCIENCE! I find it consoling to know that valuable taxpayer dollars and manpower hour from University of California staff were spent [Read More...]