San Francisco: Land of Emperor Norton I

San Francisco official claims he contacted Harvey Milk through a Ouija board – Turns out Harvey is manifesting through the ether to insist on naming a Navy boat after himself. Apparently the Spirit World has repealed “Don’t ask, don’t foretell”. I’m here all week folks.  Try the veal! [Read more...]

Vermont outlaws…

Battlestar Galactica. WTF?: [Read more...]

Hank Green, Vlog Brother, asks a penetrating question

Namely, when Geico promises to save you “up to 15% or more” could there possibly be a more non-specific promise in the English language? [Read more...]

Our Funny Italian Friends

FLASH! Goldfish Bowls Banned in Monza “A fish kept in a bowl has a distorted view of reality…and suffers because of this.” I am not making that up. [Read more...]

Luke the Nordic Giant writes…

A stunning turn of events in last year’s under-appreciated Hoquiam Dead Weasel/Marten Assault story: IT WAS ACTUALLY A MINK ALL ALONG! Also, the guy was acquitted. So if you plan on breaking into someone’s home and punching them in the face, make sure to bring a mink with you, I guess. As a chip off [Read More...]

Our Long National Nightmare is Over

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is safely behind bars. [Read more...]


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