The Doom of a Blasphemous Culture…

…is not that it becomes all badass and Goth and dark and scary and cool with lots of umlauts and heavy metal aesthetic and intellectuals with severe glasses discussing Bergman films in cafes. It’s that it becomes unbearably lightweight and brainless: For instance, behold the Missionary Church of Kopimism… “Since 2010 a group of self-confessed [Read More...]

What. Were. They. Thinking?

Geniuses in the Eurozone come up with this… thing… to persuade you that your daughter that she can be a scientist *and* a brain dead boy toy. [Read more...]

The Great Thing about the Outer Twilight Zone of Traddery…

…is that it becomes impossible to tell whether a blog like this one is serious or simply a highly sophisticated form of satire. At any rate, it somehow cracked me up while also making me feel great sadness for the guy. I lean toward “serious”, but you can never tell. Those who don’t find it [Read More...]

I am sinking our family’s last penny…

into this. What could possibly go wrong? [Read more...]

I think I may have hit on what I want my funeral to look like

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Curious Gifts

And last but not least: I just hope these people use their gifts for good and not for evil. [Read more...]

The Mystic East

Shows like “Kung Fu” and various other (Western) portrayals of the Awesome Badass Eastern guy who is always centered, cool, highly intellectual, and totally focused (in contrast to the barbarous western bigot) have been a favorite form of self-flagellation for post-Christians, embarrassed by the western tradition and ready to credit anything which tells them that [Read More...]

It’s that special tangy combination…

of child butchering evil and disgusting sociopathic self-pity that makes Islamic fundamentalism such a special special thing. [Read more...]

From the Annals of Spam Suckupery

My blog gets *tons* of praise heaped on it every day. Unfortunately, it mostly comes from spambots. Here is one of the more amusing examples of the praise of my genius from a robot, plucked from the spam file: After review assortment in point of the blog posts by way of your website now, abstruse [Read More...]

Parents! Don’t Let This Fate Befall Your Child!

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