The Mystic East

Shows like “Kung Fu” and various other (Western) portrayals of the Awesome Badass Eastern guy who is always centered, cool, highly intellectual, and totally focused (in contrast to the barbarous western bigot) have been a favorite form of self-flagellation for post-Christians, embarrassed by the western tradition and ready to credit anything which tells them that [Read More...]

It’s that special tangy combination…

of child butchering evil and disgusting sociopathic self-pity that makes Islamic fundamentalism such a special special thing. [Read more...]

From the Annals of Spam Suckupery

My blog gets *tons* of praise heaped on it every day. Unfortunately, it mostly comes from spambots. Here is one of the more amusing examples of the praise of my genius from a robot, plucked from the spam file: After review assortment in point of the blog posts by way of your website now, abstruse [Read More...]

Parents! Don’t Let This Fate Befall Your Child!

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Nice to see her make it legal

Previously, she was just living together. Of course, if there’s a divorce it’s going to get particularly messy. “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in a rather a scornful tone,”it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.” [Read more...]

San Francisco: Land of Emperor Norton I

San Francisco official claims he contacted Harvey Milk through a Ouija board – Turns out Harvey is manifesting through the ether to insist on naming a Navy boat after himself. Apparently the Spirit World has repealed “Don’t ask, don’t foretell”. I’m here all week folks.  Try the veal! [Read more...]

Vermont outlaws…

Battlestar Galactica. WTF?: [Read more...]

Hank Green, Vlog Brother, asks a penetrating question

Namely, when Geico promises to save you “up to 15% or more” could there possibly be a more non-specific promise in the English language? [Read more...]

Our Funny Italian Friends

FLASH! Goldfish Bowls Banned in Monza “A fish kept in a bowl has a distorted view of reality…and suffers because of this.” I am not making that up. [Read more...]

Luke the Nordic Giant writes…

A stunning turn of events in last year’s under-appreciated Hoquiam Dead Weasel/Marten Assault story: IT WAS ACTUALLY A MINK ALL ALONG! Also, the guy was acquitted. So if you plan on breaking into someone’s home and punching them in the face, make sure to bring a mink with you, I guess. As a chip off [Read More...]

Our Long National Nightmare is Over

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is safely behind bars. [Read more...]