Congress Meets SETI

Hilarity ensues. By the way, here’s a piece I wrote sometime back on the whole “The universe is very big, therefore Christianity is false” argument. [Read more...]


So over on Facebook, some of the Good Christian Jihadis of Murka have already got their proposal lined up for how to avoid the mess and expense of all that tiresome trial and due process crap for this Bergdahal dude they have decided, on the basis of press clippings, needs killin’: Jihadi 1 ++He really [Read More...]

Pope Francis Vindicates Mike Flynn…

…announces aliens can be baptized. Rejoice! There is hope for Krenken! [Read more...]

Looks Like I’m Out of a Job

Easter Proclamation Abolishes Catholic Church – April 2014 Maastricht, Holland and Rome: Today, at sunrise on Easter, April 20, 2014, ceremonies in Rome, London, Maastricht and at the key energy centers of the earth proclaimed and invoked the spiritual disestablishment of the church of Rome and the entity governing it. The Maastricht Proclamation was made [Read More...]

I remember Bush Derangement Syndrome. Good times! Good times!

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This is a Mockery of the Sacred Institution of Gay Marriage!

Man marries pillow. [Read more...]

Something for us All to Think About

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The Science* Channel’s “Unsealed: Alien Files,” is on the case: The program speculates that “new evidence may prove the Vatican is hiding actual aliens from the public.” Either that or the channel will rename itself the Sci-fi Channel. The priest who directs the Vatican observatory, Dr. Jose Funes, was interviewed for the program, and he [Read More...]

Somehow this cried out to me…

“Post me so that Victor Lams will see me!” I hear and obey the Voices in my head: [Read more...]

Everything is on Google

My brother attempted to come up with a Google search that will yield no results.  Tried “Hammer with pickle”.  Yes.  Someone has photographed that: [Read more...]

My inner 8 year old…

really wants this to be true.  So I’m just going to go ahead and decree that it is. [Read more...]

Uber Ultra Feminists Apparently Invent New Thing to Feel Outraged About

If a man farts loudly, it seems that’s “fart rape” according to some feminist theorist. One hopes it’s a satire (the rest of the site has satire on it) but the tweets appear to be genuine and the site author appears, on this occasion, to simply be letting radical feminism have all the rope it [Read More...]