Ohio prosecutor seeks death penalty for Punxsutawney Phil after bad forecast Could be worse. Could be an infinity of Groundhog Days.

Now and then, effete brie eaters like to pretend to “get back to nature” without, you know, having to have any contact with nature, any effort beyond swiping a credit card, and any change to their routine of unvaried comfort.  Behold!  There is a business to cater to the Pampered Set who want to “camping” [...]

I’ve been informed I am a “cultural Marxist”. No idea what that means, but I keep bumping into it. It seems to be a sort of right wing swear word, but I’m jiggered if I can figure out what it means, particularly since I’m not a Marxist and I always took Marxism to be a [...]

…that it is run by tragically unhip doofuses. Dear Vatican: Take the Pledge.

Zombo.com has been doing its thing since 1999.  Somewhere out in space, 14 light years away, someone or something is deciphering the code from our satellite network, watching this with its compound eyes, and deciding that mounting an invasion fleet just isn’t worth it. Thanks Zombo.com!

But where else can you go for Screaming Goats? Catholic and Enjoying It: Because God, in his mysterious wisdom, made Screaming Goats. You share a universe with Screaming Goats. Isn’t that wonderful? I think it’s glorious!

Announces complete ignorance of first amendment–as well as fact he is a petty and censorious tyrant–by pouting “No one has a right to make fun of anyone” and trying to outlaw vulgar photoshopping. He and his face shall become internet memes for all eternity in punishment for his brain-dead Soviet hubris.

CNN journo wonders if asteroids are caused by global warming: “Talk about something else that’s falling from the sky and that is an asteroid. What’s coming our way? Is this an effect of, perhaps, of global warming or is this just some meteoric occasion?” One hopes she was kidding.