Somehow this cried out to me…

“Post me so that Victor Lams will see me!” I hear and obey the Voices in my head: [Read more...]

Everything is on Google

My brother attempted to come up with a Google search that will yield no results.  Tried “Hammer with pickle”.  Yes.  Someone has photographed that: [Read more...]

My inner 8 year old…

really wants this to be true.  So I’m just going to go ahead and decree that it is. [Read more...]

Uber Ultra Feminists Apparently Invent New Thing to Feel Outraged About

If a man farts loudly, it seems that’s “fart rape” according to some feminist theorist. One hopes it’s a satire (the rest of the site has satire on it) but the tweets appear to be genuine and the site author appears, on this occasion, to simply be letting radical feminism have all the rope it [Read More...]

Your Moment of Zen

“The ONLY Road Roller Endorsed by Doris Day”! International Feminism can now say to the world, “Your argument is invalid.” [Read more...]

The LA Religious Congress

aka, “The Three Days of Dorkness” [Read more...]

Behold, Art Lovers!

The Steve Jobs Memorial to Star Trek Transporter Accident Victims! [Read more...]

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Benedict Denies “Absurd” Rumors that He is Still the Real Pope New Zealand Prime Minister Denies He is a Lizard Creature Well played, Illuminati, well played! [Read more...]

What Kind of Parent…

…would possibly imagine that a totally bought-and-paid-for corporate creation of the Disney Machine (who is now undergoing the absolutely standard transformation into yet another corporate-creation pop tart so as to funnel her fans on to the Mammon and Venus conveyor belt to absolutely standard American consumerism of musical crap) is “empowering“? Miley Cyrus’ fans are as [Read More...]

Bad News for the Space Princess Movement

In a shattering blow to John C. Wright’s globe-spanning Space Princess Movement, imams in the UAE have issued a fatwa against anyone living on Mars. Dejah Thoris could not be reached for comment. I hope and trust Mr. Wright will meet this challenge head on and lead us to the Light. Personally, I believe that [Read More...]

And Then There Were Eight…

Why are high-powered bankers killing themselves?  Is it something that goes on a lot that we never noticed before?  Are the stresses higher than ever?  Do they know something we don’t?  Do we know something they don’t (like a hope beyond Mammon)? [Read more...]

You haven’t really lived…

…until you’ve seen the Osmond Brothers “Fiddler on the Roof” medley.  Go ahead and watch it.  I double dog dare you! [Read more...]