Looks Like I’m Out of a Job

Easter Proclamation Abolishes Catholic Church – April 2014 Maastricht, Holland and Rome: Today, at sunrise on Easter, April 20, 2014, ceremonies in Rome, London, Maastricht and at the key energy centers of the earth proclaimed and invoked the spiritual disestablishment of the church of Rome and the entity governing it. The Maastricht Proclamation was made [Read More…]

I remember Bush Derangement Syndrome. Good times! Good times!

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This is a Mockery of the Sacred Institution of Gay Marriage!

Man marries pillow. [Read more…]

Something for us All to Think About

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The Science* Channel’s “Unsealed: Alien Files,” is on the case: The program speculates that “new evidence may prove the Vatican is hiding actual aliens from the public.” Either that or the channel will rename itself the Sci-fi Channel. The priest who directs the Vatican observatory, Dr. Jose Funes, was interviewed for the program, and he [Read More…]

Somehow this cried out to me…

“Post me so that Victor Lams will see me!” I hear and obey the Voices in my head: [Read more…]

My inner 8 year old…

really wants this to be true.  So I’m just going to go ahead and decree that it is. [Read more…]

Uber Ultra Feminists Apparently Invent New Thing to Feel Outraged About

If a man farts loudly, it seems that’s “fart rape” according to some feminist theorist. One hopes it’s a satire (the rest of the site has satire on it) but the tweets appear to be genuine and the site author appears, on this occasion, to simply be letting radical feminism have all the rope it [Read More…]

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Benedict Denies “Absurd” Rumors that He is Still the Real Pope New Zealand Prime Minister Denies He is a Lizard Creature Well played, Illuminati, well played! [Read more…]

What Kind of Parent…

…would possibly imagine that a totally bought-and-paid-for corporate creation of the Disney Machine (who is now undergoing the absolutely standard transformation into yet another corporate-creation pop tart so as to funnel her fans on to the Mammon and Venus conveyor belt to absolutely standard American consumerism of musical crap) is “empowering“? Miley Cyrus’ fans are as [Read More…]