Bad News for the Space Princess Movement

In a shattering blow to John C. Wright’s globe-spanning Space Princess Movement, imams in the UAE have issued a fatwa against anyone living on Mars. Dejah Thoris could not be reached for comment. I hope and trust Mr. Wright will meet this challenge head on and lead us to the Light. Personally, I believe that [Read More…]

And Then There Were Eight…

Why are high-powered bankers killing themselves?  Is it something that goes on a lot that we never noticed before?  Are the stresses higher than ever?  Do they know something we don’t?  Do we know something they don’t (like a hope beyond Mammon)? [Read more…]

You haven’t really lived…

…until you’ve seen the Osmond Brothers “Fiddler on the Roof” medley.  Go ahead and watch it.  I double dog dare you! [Read more…]

Reactionary Catholics Warn of the Evils of J.R.R. Tolkien

You knew it had to happen.  In the ever purging and purifying world of uber-super-pure Reactionary Catholicism, the Lidless Eye has finally turned its gaze upon Tolkien and found him to be Not Really Catholic.  Rorate Coeli run the demented analysis and then passive-aggressively takes it’s hand off the piece with one of those lame [Read More…]

What is wrong with people?

So, during the Super Bowl, they run this: What would an American major sporting event be without uber-patriotism and flag-waving about the glories of America. And since I’ve always thought “America the Beautiful” would be a much better national anthem than the unsingable “Star-Spangled Banner”, I was rather pleased hear it sung. Jeepers, an actual [Read More…]


Did you know that Stan Freberg once cast Ray Bradbury in a commercial for prunes? Freberg’s commercials were genius: [Read more…]

Cool, but creepy

Emperor Palpatine addresses Imperial Senate. PM Erdoğan uses hologram to address İzmir party members for first time in Turkey With this emerging technology, future Dear Leaders of the US need never have to endure contact with their subjects at all!  They will be free to concentrate on sleeping in hyperbaric oxygen chambers in the quest [Read More…]

This is *not* funny and you *mustn’t* laugh

Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm [Read more…]

Whenever I Hear People Hyperventilate about Some Bad Mass

…I like to reflect on the fact that the absolute worst parish in the United States–the uber-loopy St. Joan of Arc in Mpls, is a bastion of staid reverence in comparison with many mainline Protestant churches: [Read more…]

I can only hope and pray that Church Militant Interviews This Man Next

Of course, he does appear to believe in a rotating earth, so he’s not as solidly orthodox as the producers of “The Principle” who deny the earth rotates (as all Real Catholics[TM] should). But still, he seems to be a promising candidate for some sort of advisory position on Real Catholic[TM] Science that Church Militant [Read More…]