Oh the Humanity!

British sailors blast Britney Spears’ ‘Oops! I Did It Again’ to deter Somali pirates [Read more...]

I think Chesterton Would Absolutely Love The Republic of Užupis

It a neighborhood in the capital of Lithuania–Vilnius–that seceded on April 1, 1997. Wikipedia gives the scoop. The Republic has… its own flag, currency, president, cabinet of ministers, a constitution written by Romas Lileikis and Thomas Chepaitis, an anthem, and an army (numbering approximately 11 men). They celebrate this independence annually on Užupis Day, which [Read More...]

First World Problems: Halloween Edition

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So. This exists.

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“It seems the jury is still out on women priests”…

…declares monomaniac. The guy reminds me of this: [Read more...]

Because I Can and You Are Powerless to Stop Me!!!!


I know what you are thinking…

“Mark, isn’t it impressive enough that somebody went to all the trouble of looping Jeff Goldblum laughing for ten solid minutes? Is there anything that can possibly beat that?” The answer is, “Yes, Gentle Reader, there is. It is the fact that somebody actually went to the trouble of writing a musical transcription of that [Read More...]

If the Principal Had Been Named Mrs. Trunchbull I Would have Supported This Policy

…if for no other reason than that the operatically horrible Roald Dahlesque tale of this adult tyrant and power-drunk ogre out of Faerie would, I certainly hope, give these children a precious memory they will be able to mine for their future as Dickensian novelists and screenwriters.  Unfortunately, the principal is neither a woman with the [Read More...]

Get Gymnasty!

Newlin Mantrose is either the Buster Keaton of our time or the world’s most incompetent gymast. My suspicion is the former. [Read more...]


This…. reminds me of this: Movies [Read more...]