There Really is a Flat Earth Society

…and like all dedicated crazy people they have an answer for every obvious thing that immediately springs to mind when you wonder, “How can they believe such hogwash?” The capacity human beings have for staking out a claim for virtually any crazy idea and then defending it with every ounce of intellectual firepower they have [Read More...]

What’s Russian for “Careful! You’re Getting That in Your Mouth.”

Russian Scientists Develop 3D Printed 100% Animal-Based Substitute For Tofu [Read more...]

More evidence that if America was a person, her loved ones would stage an intervention

Breastfeeding Viewed as Potential Terrorist Activity by New York Country Club [Read more...]

This. Is. Priceless.

Richard Dawkins goes stark, staring mad. Jump to 4:46. I will be laughing about this for days. Tom McDonald, this one’s for you! [Read more...]

Your Puny Vestern Adwertising is Futile to Reach Post-Soviet Voman!

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I have no idea what this is about

…but you can’t deny that this is one arresting headline for a blog post: I Don’t Always Kill Bears But When I Do I Strangle Them and Use My Carpenter’s Ax [Read more...]

So. This Exists.

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Your Trivia for the Day

Mizaru: see-no-evil monkey Kikazaru: hear-no-evil monkey Iwazaru: speak-no-evil monkey Use this knowledge for good and not for evil. [Read more...]

Ho. Lee. Cow.

Wow.  Katherine Jefferts-Shori, muckety muck of the Thing that Used to be Episcopalianism, offers this breathtaking and blind reading of the story of Paul’s exorcism of the slave girl in Acts 16:16-34: “There are some remarkable examples of that kind of blindness in the readings we heard this morning, and slavery is wrapped up in [Read More...]

The Only Song in History that Begins “Check Your Mucus”

It’s really hard to comment. I got nuthin’. [Read more...]

From Our Department of Redundancy Department

The critics say it’s “inspired’! [Read more...]

Whoever Dreamed This Up Should be Instantly Fired

From deep within the Empire of Fear that America has evolved into comes this piece of administrative genius in the secular school system: Teachers were shocked and caught off guard when an Oregon school held a school shooting drill. The Oregonian reports Pine Eagle Charter School in Halfway held the drill last Friday as children [Read More...]