How To Increase Membership

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  • ttm

    or you could offer free Krispy Kremes before the morning service…
    and a few months later start a Weigh Down program…
    and then have a small group focused on bulimia…
    and then give a few sermons against the evils of perfectionism…
    which leads people back to living in total freedom…
    which takes them past Krispy Kreme on the way to church…
    which increases the Weigh Down program’s attendance…

    or you could just keep doing what today’s church seems to do best–
    reinventing itself to fit the “consumer’s” needs!