Jesus Nightmare

jesus nightmare cartoon by nakedpastor david hayward
“Jesus Nightmare” (ink & pencil on paper, 8″x8″)

Poor Jesus has no idea what’s in store for his name.

Nor does his poor mother.

And we’ve yet to see the end of it.

As for me, I’m changing things right here in my own heart.

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  • Ang

    All the prayers ended with “in Jesus name”… and then when it happened it was credited to Jesus.
    This is brilliant. Never thought of it before but wonder if Jesus has ptsd? Church gave it to me; surely it could have given it to him….

  • http://theoldadam.com/ Steve Martin

    People will remain idiots.

    Jesus will remain Savior of those idiots.

  • http://www.prayerpunk.com PrayerPunk

    Great, life is just God’s nightmare. That explains so much actually!

  • danny

    Its cool how you say blamed as most would consider it more like credit.

  • http://thoughts-brigitte.blogspot.com Brigitte

    What did he authorize the church to do in his name: forgive sins, retain sins, and pray. All secular power and lording it over people are not his way. We have governments for that.

  • Kris

    Hahahaha! This is funny to me b/c my job entails taking incoming calls all day. I find that those who end their conversations with God Bless are often the rudest people and the way they say it makes my stomach churn. It’s really snarky and condescending.

  • http://thewoundedbird.blogspot.com Grandmère Mimi

    Brilliant, David. I “borrowed” the cartoon for my blog, though I let you have your exclusive for most of the day. 😉

  • http://nakedpastor.com nakedpastor

    oh don’t worry about that. share any time :)

  • http://thewoundedbird.blogspot.com Grandmère Mimi

    Thanks, David. You’re very kind.

  • ~ Sil in Corea

    Bless you, brother! I’m so glad you cleared up this nightmare thing. The word is spreading on Facebook.