What are you Doing? Chapter 6 – All Girls Need Are Big Boobs?

by Suzanne TitkemeyerToday's chapter is oh so mercifully brief, like the madness that seizes me every time I go to the animal shelter and I contemplate adopting every animal there, a millisecond, reality intrudes and then it was GONE! It is under three pages and we are spared the pious pontifications of Sakal Davidson and the horny schoolboy actions of Andrew Adamson. My review is almost longer than the actual chapter!Too bad both Sakal and Andrew are being replaced by she of the ridiculous name Maydyn and Sakal's other half – Isha. Still in the park, but not at that blasted picnic table for once. Maydyn is sitting on a park bench when Isha rushes up, demands a hug and invades M … [Read more...]

Tabloid News: Jinger Duggar Gets Pre-Licked Candy Bar Courtship?

A  couple of days ago the Duggar family announced in their favorite sycophantic mouth piece, People magazine, that daughter Jinger was courting. They gave the courtee's name, Jeremy Vuolo and stated that the courtship would be shown in season two of their new television show, 'Counting On' on The Learning Channel.Up until that moment no one knew what the fate of the television show was. What was known was that the ratings were rather lackluster as the show continued to air and many former advertisers from their previous show … [Read more...]

Answering ‘Preparing To Be A Help Meet’ – How Do I Let Him Know I Don’t Like Him Anymore?

Another installment of giving better answers to the questions asked at Debi Pearl’s site message board for the book ‘Preparing To Be A Help Meet’. Many young ladies ask questions on all sorts of different subjects brought up by the book. There was just one big problem, many of the answers stray into either the outright bad and emotionally unhealthy to dangerous. Yes, typical Debi Pearl borderline abusive. Here’s what we’re going to be doing here at NLQ. Every week, once or twice a week, I’ll be posting up one of the questions from the message board and ask you, our readers, to answer that poor soul’s question in a way that is logical,  rational and the best possible solution, in other words 1 … [Read more...]

It’s Not That Complicated – Part 5 The Boys

by Mel cross posted from her blog When Cows and Kids CollideAll quotes from the book in blue text.The Botkin Sisters have brought us another selection of bizarre quotes from guys they know.  We've got some special mini-sermons to tap today!Overarching Themes: We have very definite ideas of how women should comport themselves.  REALLY detailed. From "Robert, entrepreneur" … [Read more...]

What Are You Doing?: Chapter 4 – Strange Men Just Wanna Argue?

by Suzanne TitkemeyerChapter Four starts off in the same limited and limiting space the other three chapters happen, in the park. Specifically at that Picnic Table of Confession where a very nerve wracking cha-cha is being danced around anything to do with 'sex'. Vaughn, in his fundacalifragilistic way, cannot say sex, SEX, S-E-X. He can only resort to bland euphemisms like 'sleep with' or 'doing it' All this tiptoeing around the subject of sex makes him and his poorly written characters sound like they are stuck in middle school. … [Read more...]

What Are You Doing? Chapter 3 – Girls Just Wanna Have Sex

by Suzanne TitkemeyerGentlemen start your engines and let the slut-shaming commence! It's an all slut-shaming inappropriate conversations with odd guys in the park extravaganza!The title of this chapter is 'The Importance of Boyfriends' and as the chapter unfolds Von makes it sound as if boyfriends were the newest trendy accessory, like a Fendi bag or a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes with the bright red soles or a French tip mani/pedi. Not that author Vaughn Ohlman is familiar with the must haves, unless it's the must have items in fundamentalism, a crisp KJV Bible, an ironed floor length skirt and a pack of 'ministry mints' Altoids in your pocket just in case you have to do an … [Read more...]

Answering ‘Preparing To Be A Help Meet’ – Feeling Harassed by Love?

Another installment of giving better answers to the questions asked at Debi Pearl’s site message board for the book ‘Preparing To Be A Help Meet’. Many young ladies ask questions on all sorts of different subjects brought up by the book. There was just one big problem, many of the answers stray into either the outright bad and emotionally unhealthy to dangerous. Yes, typical Debi Pearl borderline abusive. Here’s what we’re going to be doing here at NLQ. Every week, once or twice a week, I’ll be posting up one of the questions from the message board and ask you, our readers, to answer that poor soul’s question in a way that is logical,  rational and the best possible solution, in other words 1 … [Read more...]

It’s Not That Complicated: Part 3 Chapter 9

by Mel cross posted from her blog When Cows and Kids CollideAll quotes from the Botkin's book will be in blue text.Today's post covers the Botkin Sisters' views on women's intelligence.  To no one's surprise who has managed to read this far, the Botkin view of women's intelligence is determined entirely how she makes a man feel.I find this entire section gross, FYI. … [Read more...]

Answering ‘Preparing To Be A Help Meet’ – How To Say No To A Guy?

Another installment of giving better answers to the questions asked at Debi Pearl’s site message board for the book ‘Preparing To Be A Help Meet’. Many young ladies ask questions on all sorts of different subjects brought up by the book. There was just one big problem, many of the answers stray into either the outright bad and emotionally unhealthy to dangerous. Yes, typical Debi Pearl borderline abusive. Here’s what we’re going to be doing here at NLQ. Every week, once or twice a week, I’ll be posting up one of the questions from the message board and ask you, our readers, to answer that poor soul’s question in a way that is logical,  rational and the best possible solution, in other words 1 … [Read more...]

It’s Not That Complicated: Part 2 Chapter 9

by Mel cross posted from her blog When Cows and Kids CollideAll quotes from the book in blue text.In addition to questionable dialogue, this chapter feels like the Botkin Sisters were trying to expand the book from where all the topics were naturally spent to some unspecified length.In other words, this chapter is pretty much a repeat of Chapters 6 + 7.  There is one new topic - and it pissed me off - but the Botkin Sisters view on female intelligence wasn't an actual surprise. … [Read more...]


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