What are you Doing? Part 2 Chapter 18 – The Pastor Just Wants to Flip Out

by Suzanne TitkemeyerHallelujah! Praise Jesus! This is the last part of the last real chapter of this horror movie of a book shades of sexual creep thrown in. Praise the Lord!This is a little longer than usual but I'm pushing through to the end of the last real chapter!We left off last time in our examination of Vaughn Ohlman's book on betrothal, extorting money from other Good Patriarchs (tm) and imagining young teens getting busy for the Lord at the park yet again. Big creep who loves to tell others what to do known as Sakal Davidson was setting the poor pastor of one of the other churches straight on all things courtship-related and with squishy morals. Poor, poor Pastor … [Read more...]

What are you Doing?: Chapter 16 – Andrew’s Dad Wants Shove His Responsibility on Sakal

by Suzanne TitkemeyerThis is chapter 16 of Vaughn Ohlman's never-ending book of very bad and creepy ideas about marrying young kids off so they can smush together genitalia while he imagines it - 'What are you Doing?'I ask myself what are you doing every time I pick up this slender tome. They could do away with waterboarding by reading this book to prisoners in Guantanamo Bay to force them to confess. However it's likely less humane and would be banned by the Geneva Convention. … [Read more...]

What are you Doing? – Chapter 15 Sakal Wants No Pre-Licked Candy Bars

by Suzanne TitkemeyerWe're on chapter 15 of Vaughn Ohlman's get them married the second their breasts and assorted bits grow. Thankfully there are only about 20 pages total left. But most of the coming chapters are blessedly short, the final one only a half page.I plan on burning this damn book on my grill just as soon as these reviews are done. This toxic brew does not need to ever fall into the hands of impressionable people. Just like those of Vaughn's oldest son's bride, Laura Camp Ohlman. She is the one that found and read the book, got her daddy to read the book and then contact Vaughn for a betrothal. So many bad decisions in such a short period of time. I do wonder if Von … [Read more...]

What are you Doing? – Chapter 14 Sakal Just Wants Everyone to Marry Now so He Can Imagine the Wedding Night

by Suzanne TitkemeyerOkay, let's dive right in today instead of silly shilly-shallying around cracking bad jokes.When we last left the book Pater (Pat) Terrifille and know it all dirty minded park lurker Sakal Davidson were walking and discussing in the most disgusting ways the reasons why horny young boys must marry immediately. Seriously, by the time I got to the end of the chapter reading on Facebook Live Sunday night I was starting to gag from the tequila I had to swill so much because of all the squishy sexual references. … [Read more...]

What are you Doing? – Chapter 13 Andrew Just Wants Sex!

by Suzanne TitkemeyerI had higher hopes for this chapter because in our last bit Andrew invited himself and the entire Terrefille clan over to Buttinski Sakal's home for dinner. Sadly there is little mention of the dinner or house because immediately after bolting down whatever it is that Isha cooked both Sakal and Maydyn's (gag!) father Pater (double gag! these awful awful belabored idiotic names!) depart for, you guessed it, Perv Park. … [Read more...]

What are you Doing? Chapter 9 – Everyone Just Wants to Smush Genitalia Together?

by Suzanne TitkemeyerWelcome back my friends, to the book that never ends, we're so glad you're not having to read the book.We're back at the Picnic Table of Confession in the park tucked in between what looks like blocks of some big housing project like Cabrini Green in Chicago or the old demolished Poe Homes in Baltimore and on the other side an endless wave of two story single family tract homes stretching off to infinity. A hopeless looking landscape to me. Which fits this chapter.   … [Read more...]

Duggar Cult Founder Plans Kansas ‘Retreat’ to Set Up Arranged Marriages For Teen Girls

by Vyckie Garrison founder of NLQ at Raw StoryEditor's note: Raw Story came up with the title, not Vyckie and they really suck at it. Vaughn Ohlman may be many things, but the head of Quiverfull who founded the theology and who turned TLC's Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar Quiverfull is not one of them.Wanna hear a true American horror story? … [Read more...]

Answering “Preparing To Be A Help Meet” – Is This My Future Husband?

Another installment of giving better answers to the questions asked at Debi Pearl’s site message board for the book ‘Preparing To Be A Help Meet’. Many young ladies ask questions on all sorts of different subjects brought up by the book. There was just one big problem, many of the answers stray into either the outright bad and emotionally unhealthy to dangerous. Yes, typical Debi Pearl borderline abusive. Here’s what we’re going to be doing here at NLQ. Every week, once or twice a week, I’ll be posting up one of the questions from the message board and ask you, our readers, to answer that poor soul’s question in a way that is logical, rational and the best possible solution, in other words 18 … [Read more...]

Preparing To Be A Help Meet: Ellie’s Love Story Part Three

by Mel cross posted from her blog When Cows and Kids CollideWe get to hear from Anthony today. I feel some compassion for him - he's as confused as Ellie..... … [Read more...]

Preparing To Be A Help Meet: Ellie’s Love Story Part 2

by Mel cross posted from her blog When Cows and Kids CollideAlright. Back to Ellie's story. … [Read more...]