Football Season Is Coming (not that one, the other one): A Little Friday Funny From Jason Sudeikis

Summer is almost over in Kansas. The kids are headed back to school next week. That can only mean one thing: it’s almost football season. No, not that one, the other one, and to get yourself excited with me, here’s a little love from KC’s own Jason Sudeikis.

So far my favorite lines are:

“… ties and no playoffs… why do you even do this?”

“Why you keep passing it backwards? What’s going on here?”

“Would you explain to me how that was off-sides? No I’m asking you. Seriously, explain off-sides to me – make no sense.”

“Westham United: pick-up trucks!”

“How many countries are in this country?”

“After a few days of practice, the players gave me a nickname… started small, but now they’ll chant it at me every now and then… wanker… I think it just means great, like a nice guy, like… kind heart.”

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