Great Super Bowl Side Bets & Bad Football Lip-reading: A Little Friday Funny

Our family Super Bowl tradition includes a meager prize for the best total score on the following side bets each year. Feel free to cut and paste:

  • Over/Under 2:25 on length of the National Anthem?
  • Will Seattle call heads or tails?
  • Who will win the toss?
  • Who will score first?
  • Will the first score be a touchdown or a field goal?
  • Which team will commit the first turnover?
  • Yes/No will there be a score on the game’s first drive?
  • Over/Under 30 – Jersey # of player who scores game’s 1st TD?
  • Which team will commit the first penalty?
  • Which head coach will be shown on TV first after the kickoff?
  • Who will be leading at halftime?
  • Who will score first in the second half?
  • Yes/No, will the game be tied again after 0-0?
  • Will Russell Wilson score a rushing touchdown?
  • Over/Under games longest TD: 46.5 yards:
  • Yes/No, will either team lead by 14 points or more?
  • Over/Under Manning’s passing yards: 323
  • Who will win the game?
  • Will the MVP be a quarterback?

Happy Friday everyone.

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