God Discovers the Elusive “Physicist Particle”

HEAVEN (AP) -¬†After millennia of research and arguably the most expensive scientific experiment of all time involving thousands of angels and celestial beings, God announced this morning that he believes he has discovered the elusive “Physicist Particle,” the final human particle to be discovered according to the Standard Model of human creation. ¬†While other human [Read More...]


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