Christian Bale concerns Christians, claims Moses was ‘Barbaric’ and ‘Schizophrenic’

Christian Bale as Moses

They can’t handle the truth: Actor Christian Bale is causing concern among some Christians after describing Moses as being “barbaric” and “schizophrenic.”Bale plays Moses in Exodus: Of Gods and Kings, the forthcoming biblical epic directed by Ridley Scott.In doing research for his role playing the Hebrew prophet who supposedly led the Israelites from Egypt across the Red Sea, Bale discovered what many familiar with the Bible already know: Moses is a deeply flawed character.Speaking at … [Read more...]

Crazy Christian dad threatens school for teaching about Islam

Generic Angry Dad

Christian rage: An irate father is banned from a Maryland high school after making ominous threats because his daughter was assigned homework dealing with Islam.Kevin Wood, a former Marine with an obvious anger management problem, was issued a no-trespass order late last week after threatening officials at La Plata High School, claiming he would “bring down a shit-storm on them like they’ve never seen” because his daughter’s world history assignment asked students to examine elements of the I … [Read more...]

Pope Francis chastises creationists, says ‘God is not a magician’

Pope Francis declares that evolution and the Big Bang theory are correct, and urges his fellow Christians to accept the truth of modern science.Speaking to the Pontifical Academy of Sciences yesterday, Francis reasserted church teaching that the Big Bang theory and evolution can be consistent with a biblical account of creation, and that they are essential for any understanding of nature and God.The following is an excerpt from that address: When we read in Genesis the account of … [Read more...]

Vandal who destroyed 10 Commandments was devout Christian

The man who drove his car into the Oklahoma 10 Commandments monument was a devout Christian suffering from mental illness and in need of medication.Michael Reed is accused of running his car into the controversial 10 Commandments monument located outside of the Oklahoma statehouse Thursday night, destroying the 6-foot-tall granite tablet in the process.Secret Service officials said that when they interviewed Reed, he indicated that Satan had told him to destroy the monument. He also said … [Read more...]

Televangelist ‘cures’ Ebola by Speaking in Tongues

Popular televangelist Kenneth Copeland “slays the demon virus Ebola” by speaking in tongues.Claiming to be commissioned by God to “take authority” over Ebola, Copeland released his "special" message on Oct. 18, during a meeting in Sacramento, Calif., at Faith Community Church.The following is an excerpt (sans the gibberish) of Copeland ordering the "murderous demon virus" Ebola to bow down before Jesus: and by blessing, we destroy this murderous demon virus...…Faith begins to shrink … [Read more...]

Texas: Next Lieutenant Governor believes God speaks through ‘Duck Dynasty’

Sen. Dan Patrick

Republican Texas lieutenant governor candidate Sen. Dan Patrick is crazy for Jesus, which makes him at once both dangerous, and absurd.By all accounts, Patrick, a two-term state senator running for lieutenant governor, is destined to win the November election for lieutenant governor, assuming the office of what many argue is the most powerful political position in Texas.Yet Patrick is a dangerous Christian extremist who claims "There is no such thing as separation of church and … [Read more...]

Catholic Archbishop: Ebola is punishment from God for homosexuality

Gays are under attack in Liberia after many Christian leaders, including Catholic Archbishop Lewis Zeigler of Monrovia, declared Ebola to be a punishment from God for the act of homosexuality.Earlier this year, "more than 100 Bishops, Pastors, General Overseers, Prophets, Evangelists and other Ministers of the Gospel," met under the auspices of the Liberian Council of Churches (LCC), to deliberate about the Ebola epidemic.Ultimately, the Christian leaders unanimously endorsed the … [Read more...]

Atheists distribute literature in Florida schools: Christians freak out

The truth hurts: Conservative Christians are outraged that atheists will be distributing literature in some Florida public schools that takes a critical look at the Bible and Christianity.Of particular concern to many is the so-called “shocking” pamphlet entitled “An X-Rated Book: Sex and Obscenity in the Bible."Multiple conservative websites are fanning the flames of outrage, drawing attention to the pamphlet’s cover, which features a cartoon illustration of a humanized Bible with a face … [Read more...]