Holly Hobby Lobby: Another Christian Hypocrite

Exposed as yet another family values Christian hypocrite, social media troll and Tea Party darling Holly Hobby Lobby is doing damage control after admitting she had an extramarital affair while attending a right wing conference.Holly Fisher, aka Holly Hobby Lobby, is a conservative star on Twitter, known for insulting liberals while promoting her own obnoxious brand of patriotism and conservative Christian values.Initially Fisher denied the rumors of her extramarital affair, however, … [Read more...]

Crazy Christians claim Monster Energy drinks promote Satan

Monster Energy drinks promote Satan and oppose Christ?

Unleash the Beast? A good Christian woman explains why Monster Energy drinks promote Satan and oppose Christ in a video gone viral.The video is getting a lot of attention, but the claims are ridiculous. Hence, ridicule ensues.The video promotes a  low IQ conspiracy theory that has become somewhat of an urban legend among some crazy Christians: the notion that the Monster Energy logo looks like three Hebrew “vavs,”  a letter which has the value of six in Hebrew numerology.The video, sh … [Read more...]

Atheist family receives terrorist threats in Louisiana

“We know who you are. We know where you live. We know where you work.”A family in Louisiana is receiving threatening letters because they attend Community Mission Chapel, a secular congregation (“atheist church”) in Lake Charles, Louisiana.Jon Jeffels reports he received two anonymous notes in his mailbox from supposedly “Godly” people threatening unspecified actions to “protect” his children from his “devil-enabling ways.”The notes, littered with typos, spelling mistakes and grammati … [Read more...]

Clueless: Jessa Duggar blames Holocaust on theory of evolution

Using the Holocaust as a prop to promote absurd conservative Christian talking points, “19 Kids and Counting” star Jessa Duggar blames the Holocaust on the theory of evolution.After visiting the Holocaust Museum in Washington D.C. last week, the 21-year-old reality TV star Jessa Duggar issued a lengthy Instagram post in which she blamed the Holocaust on the theory of evolution, and went on to compare the Holocaust to abortion.The following is the text of that offensive and ignorant Ins … [Read more...]

Kinky Christians fornicate for Jesus, sharing Bible verses and body fluids

Dean and Cristy Parave (left) mingle with another swinger couple at their home in Florida (Laurentiu Garofeanu/Barcroft U)

Whom Would Jesus Do? Absolutely anyone! Kinky Christian couples are sharing the word of God, swapping partners and body fluids via a hookup website for devout Christian swingers.Using a network for Christian swingers developed by devout Christians Dean and Cristy Parave, Christian wife swappers are preaching the good news as they swing for Jesus.Taking advantage of the network for Christian swingers, kinky Christian couples regularly swap partners with other couples, enjoying the … [Read more...]

Teen faces two years in prison for simulating oral sex with statue of Jesus

Statuary Rape? A Pennsylvania teenager faces two years in prison after simulating oral sex with a statue of Jesus.The 14-year-old boy has been charged with desecration of a venerated object, a misdemeanor under Pennsylvania law, according to The Smoking Gun.The teen was arrested after posting photos to his Facebook account of himself simulating oral sex with the statue of Jesus.One of the photos posted to the teenager’s Facebook page shows him with his crotch in the face of the k … [Read more...]

‘Burn White Jesus’ challenge sweeps social media

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#BurnWhiteJesus: A challenge to “Burn White Jesus” is firing up on social media. Videos of individuals, primarily African Americans, burning popular images of a white Jesus Christ are being uploaded and shared across social media platforms.The challenge to burn white Jesus, also known as “The White Jesus Picture Challenge,” seems to be a recognition that the common portrayal of Christ as a man of white european heritage is false, and that the image of a white Jesus has been used to advance wh … [Read more...]

CeeLo Green praises God, justifies date rape

It’s only rape if the victim is conscious? Music star CeeLo Green took to Twitter to praise God for allowing him to avoid prison after allegedly sexually assaulting a woman after secretly spiking her drink with the street drug ecstasy (aka Molly).Last week Green pleaded no contest to slipping ecstasy to a woman in 2012. The former "Voice" judge was accused of secretly giving the drug to a woman while the two were dining together before later raping the unconscious woman in a hotel r … [Read more...]