Why did I think I could watch this video about Fish Tongue Eating Isopods?

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Lilandra is a username from a little known comic book character. In real life, I named my children after comic book characters, so my geek credentials cannot be questioned. My husband is a large biker, cyber-viking ape, that opines about religion, and knows his place in a cladogram. Read the comment policy before posting.

Warning! Do not be fooled by the cartoon fish.It is not for the squeamish.

Thanks to Meg of The Thinking Atheist for the scare…

This is Meg with a video for you to share the next time one of your friends starts in about how a god must have made the world because look at the pretty trees and blue sky and rainbows and baby animals and whatnot.

This is the Cymothoa exigua, otherwise known as the tongue-eating louse.

If you’re squeamish, you might want to skip this. When they call it “Gross Science”, they’re not kidding.

- Meg

She warned me.  I thought I could take it because it is a cartoon, but then they showed an actual picture of the louse in a fish. I actually jumped in my chair.

So Aron and young MiniRa came home, and I showed it to them expecting a reaction. I covered my eyes when it got to the picture. They didn’t bat an eye.  Aron was like…

“What? Isopods are cute.  Roly Polies are the only land-based crustaceans. “

I replied that that is what made it so gross because it was cute.  In the picture it looks as if to say, “Oh, hi there! Welcome to my home.”

Then MiniRa added…

“I have mucus. Would you like some mucus?”

This delightfully cute, little creature lives on mucus and fish blood. Yuck!

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*Writing and Producing Living Science Videos with Aron Ra based on the Next Generation Science Standards.

*Teaching Science and Language Arts in Texas public schools

*Assisting science teachers with the Next Generation Science Standards as a Curriculum Specialist

*Organizing the Texas Freethought Coalition an alliance of secular regional and student community groups all over Texas.

*Founding member of the Secular Asian Community

*Organizing a demonstration that Answers in Genesis is not a proper curriculum for homeschoolers. An angry creationist group demanded that we not be allowed to have an event at the Houston Museum of Natural Science to prove that Creationism is not actually science.
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*Speaking about herself in the third person.

  • Lord Narf

    Not only does something that fugly hang out in your mouth, but it mates there. Nice.

    • http://www.youtube.com/lilandrax lilandra

      I can’t bring myself to go back, and look at the picture again to confirm whether it is cute or ugly.

      • Lord Narf

        Awwwwwwww, but it’s so cute! You should really go look again. ^.^

        • http://www.youtube.com/lilandrax lilandra

          No! It’s repellent!

          • Lord Narf

            Heh, yeah, not sure I’m up for a repeat, myself. I think my girlfriend would like it, though. >:D

          • Lord Narf

            I should go update my OKCupid profile, shouldn’t I?

  • http://www.facebook.com/meg.j.meg Meg Shenitch

    Well, after reading that, I decided to run an image search on Google, because maybe some of them are cute. I didn’t know.

    I found this, which I’m not sure is something with which I would ever want to cuddle either… lol.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R8GHw8I4wiQ/R-1rFvjRn3I/AAAAAAAAAe8/JLiay2ecRk8/s320/isopod.jpg

  • http://www.youtube.com/lilandrax lilandra

    Nope. That was not cute. But for some reason it isn’t as repellent as the Fish Tongue Eating Louse.

    • Lord Narf

      Yeah, that one actually looks kind of cool. I sure don’t want to touch it, but it’s not nearly as creepy. Looks a little like Wolverine.

      • http://www.youtube.com/lilandrax lilandra

        How does it taste though?

        • Lord Narf

          Tastes like tongue.

  • stubby

    As if eating the tongue wasn’t bad enough, they have to pork in the fish’s mouth. Seems like they’re just rubbing it in…so to speak.

    • Lord Narf

      Or rubbing one out. Either or.

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