Hey there home-school parents!
If you’re already stocked up on snake oil and miracle elixirs,
or you’re just tired of paying some old con-man to lie to your kids,
if you’d rather they learn truthful knowledge they could actually use,
then take off those blinkered and blinding Bible glasses,
walk out of Ken Ham’s creationism seminar, and seek….
Whether you donate or not, all attendants to our secular home-schoolers seminar
will also have free admission to the permanent exhibits.
We’ve got the REAL dinosaur fossils kids, not those cheap forgeries by Carl Baugh & Co.
And what we’ll teach you is self-evident. No faith required!