We Wish You An Intelligently-Designed Creationmas

While priest and scientist Pierre Teilhard de Chardin waxed poetic about his majestic vision of the universe and our place in it, I noticed that there seemed to be no young-earth creationist or intelligent design poets and hymn-writers (unless you count the guy who sings in the PBS Evolution documentary…[shudder]). So I poked around the internet and “found” this. I can’t remember where I found it, and if it looks like another song but with some changes, I had nothing to do with it:

We wish you a Merry Creationmas
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
And a happy new year (the first of which was less than 10,000 years ago)

Don’t stop at the manger
Don’t stay at the cross
On your way to creation –
Or you might just get lost!

We wish you an intelligently-designed Creationmas
We wish you an intelligently-designed Creationmas
We wish you an intelligently-designed Creationmas
And an irreducibly complex new year

All cdesign proponentsists
Be ye of good cheer:
We’ll be changing our name again
Within the next year!

We wish you a Merry Creationmas
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
And a happy new year (no need to acknowledge other calendars)

Just drive your big cars
With us you’ll get far
We deny global warming –
Not just the distance to stars!

We wish you a Merry Creationmas
(is it me or is it getting warm in here?)
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
(Wow, no snow yet? Huh!)
We wish you a Merry Creationmas
(Gee, is that a Tsunami?)
And a happy…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03126711689901268060 Quixie

    Finally posted a rough mix of that genesis tune on my blog. Thanks for the idea. Not a polished piece, but I enjoyed it nevertheless.peaceÓ