Animals in the Bible

Both of these were drawn to my attention by my wife:

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’

Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’

 

A Sunday School teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?

“No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms?”

 

Both come from Sermons4Kids on Facebook

 

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