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From Chuck and Beans, a cartoon series which has many more holiday-themed ones, including this:
Dear James, would you consider me as a crank crackpot if I told you that after the death of Jesus, an army of zombies invaded Jerusalem, as Saint Mattew reported of it?
It would depend whether you claimed to be able to justify that assertion, as N. T. Wright did. 😉