If God Needs Money

I’ve seen this quote from Homer Simpson pop up in a few places recently:

If God needs money, why doesn’t he just write another Bible? The first one sold pretty well. 

Bruce Gerencser also included the image, and so I thought I ought to combine the two.

"Religion is a waste of time."

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  • I hadn’t seen that quote before lol; I’m dying laughing over here.