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I’m very curious to learn about the actual ceremony, but I think it will be more fun to invite caption suggestions.

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  • kribensis

    Of course all of the other Palantir are accounted for! My administration has the best Palantir counters. Really great. Just the best.

    • John MacDonald

      I liked your comment bigly!

  • John MacDonald

    Whoever can keep their hands on the burning ball the longest wins a state-controlled media.

  • Iain Lovejoy

    Not an attempt at a caption, but, seriously, WTF is going on in this picture?

  • Phil Ledgerwood

    Now arise from the darkness, Pence, and do our bidding!

  • Phil Ledgerwood

    No, you fools! You can’t eat the ghosts until after you eat one of the big dots in the corner!

  • Gary

    https://youtu.be/Pr3C7Jx4km0

    Saudis monitoring extremists on social media in their Command and Control Center. Rachel Maddow, be extremely afraid (if people can make fun of Trump, I can make fun of Rachel!)

    • Gary

      Actually, I also find this interesting. The building of the Command Center. The server farm shows up at 22 sec from the end. I bet, the best money can buy, probably not the lowest bidder, as in the U.S..

      https://youtu.be/fSJwjJnV6b4

      • Gary

        Hillary most likely was not a consultant on the server farm.

  • Think Light Blue

    Arise Voldemort.

  • charlesburchfield

    “Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window?” Bob Dylan

    He sits in your room, his tomb, with a fist full of tacks
    Preoccupied with his vengeance
    Cursing the dead that can’t answer him back
    I’m sure that he has no intentions
    Of looking your way, unless it’s to say
    That he needs you to test his inventions

    Can you please crawl out your window?
    Use your arms and legs it won’t ruin you
    How can you say he will haunt you?
    You can go back to him any time you want to

    He looks so truthful, is this how he feels
    Trying to peel the moon and expose it
    With his businesslike anger and his bloodhounds that kneel
    If he needs a third eye he just grows it
    He just needs you to talk or to hand him his chalk
    Or pick it up after he throws it

    Can you please crawl out your window?
    Use your arms and legs it won’t ruin you
    How can you say he will haunt you?
    You can go back to him any time you want to

    Why does he look so righteous while your face is so changed
    Are you frightened of the box you keep him in
    While his genocide fools and his friends rearrange
    Their religion of the little tin women
    That backs up their views but your face is so bruised
    Come on out the dark is beginning

    Can you please crawl out your window?
    Use your arms and legs it won’t ruin you
    How can you say he will haunt you?
    You can go back to him any time you want to
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