Atheist Reindeer Conspiracy

Atheist Reindeer Conspiracy December 15, 2017

I can’t believe I didn’t notice it before. It was there under my (not bright red or shiny) nose, yet I failed to notice it until now. Presumably you have all seen the Christmas decorations purportedly representing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer that children are taught to make using popsicle sticks and which look something like this:

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Well, it wasn’t until today (I am ashamed to admit) that I noticed what this diabolical invention depicts when you turn it upside down – or is it the right way around?

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Yes, as you can see, it was never really Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer at all. Hidden in this seemingly innocent ornament is the capital “A” that is known internationally as the symbol for Atheism. Above the diabolical gaze of the A’s beady little eyes is a third eye representing the perilous ideas of Eastern thought and New Age mysticism.

The next time you encounter one of these, I trust that you will see it clearly and recognize it for what it truly is…

 

 

/SATIRE


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