Army’s Spiritual Fitness is a move from Street Fighter 2

Check out these links before they disappear: Aberdeen Proving Grounds (Army base in Maryland) – The image below is their only content for spiritual fitness. HADOUKEN! YOGA FIRE! YOGA FLAME! HADOUKEN! http://www.youtube.com/embed/IrFmzzNZcLk? Also, the same image appears on the Army’s Hooah4Health website. Look at how hard they hit the thesaurus to tell you that “Spiritual [Read More...]

Command’s “Strategies of Satan: How to detect, defeat him” sent to everyone

I get Email… and on this day, so did every other person on the entire post. And it didn’t even come from a Chaplain’s e-mail address, rather the command itself. Which wouldn’t necessarily be a problem if it weren’t so overwhelmingly one-sided. This is the same post that denied me the opportunity to distribute Atheist [Read More...]

In 1991, Bill Hicks *nailed it* about Iraq War in 2011

I’m amazed at how much of this routine works for both wars. It’s uncanny. http://www.youtube.com/embed/u4CQ_1GWn4w? That was 20 years ago. This was about the first Iraq War. Notice how long it takes for his routine to give away the difference? Even the SCUD Missile stuff at 3:30 really is just like a vehicle born IED. “A [Read More...]

Kurt Vonnegut on Atheists in Foxholes

A friend left this quote on my facebook wall. “The sermon was based on what he claimed was a well-known fact, that there were no Atheists in foxholes. I asked Jack what he thought of the sermon afterwards, and he said, “There’s a chaplain who never visited the front.” -Kurt Vonnegut Hocus Pocus [Read more...]

This is why CaTURDay is really just embarrassing

Animals are great. Memes can be fun. But look what happened to this one: http://www.youtube.com/embed/dKVI2_Dl00Y? and that was in 2008! Thanks for skipping Caturday this week, Jen! [Read more...]

This is why a government computer should never be left unattended.

Seriously, you must click this to embiggen. You’ve just gotta see what I did. Okay, well this is actually even more epic than it looks. We have a policy that keeps people from leaving their computers unlocked for various obvious reasons (and some not so obvious). Offenders can sometimes get dealt with in fun ways, [Read More...]

Inspirational video of Megan Hurwitt, America’s newest Foxhole Atheist

Megan Hurwitt joined the military last week. This 44 second video of the ceremony is pretty awesome. Megan Hurwitt just joined the Texas Army National Guard. Her ceremony was in Houston, and it went like this: “I, your name.” I, Megan Hurwitt. “Do solemnly swear.” Do solemnly affirm.*pause* “To support and defend” To support and [Read More...]

Why don’t you just get out of the Army if you hate it?

Spoiler: I don’t hate it…? Fred English is a super-troll who goes out of his way to harass foxhole atheists. He found me on Facebook and has been saying dumb things to me ever since. Like this: “why dont you get out? if you dont like what the army does you damn sure joined and [Read More...]


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