Once again, Fort Bragg area Craigslist weirdos provide hilarious blog fodder. Last time, we were all accused of being ‘absconding interlopers’ by a five time violent felon. Good times.
This week’s adventure brings us no closer to sanity.
Artificial CHRISTmas Tree *** Curb Alert
Christmas tree is sitting by the road – Trash man comes around 8am tomorrow morning (Monday).
Merry Christmas y’all!!!
I thought the ‘Christmas Tree’ was somewhat vilified by the fundies as ‘taking the Christ out of Christmas’. Like Santa, Rudolph, Frosty, etc.
But then I re-read it and saw the word “Artificial”… It’s pretty ironic to see this ‘Artificial CHRISTmas’ couplet. Not just because we don’t believe in god, but also because the Yule and Christmas Tree concept, along with the December 25th date are all plagiarized from other religions.
It’s common knowledge even among well-read Christians that much of it was borrowed Pagan tradition. Hopefully the curb alert was ineffective. Reason’s greetings, Mr. garbage man!
This one had a home address on it, so I’ll spare linking to it. I voted it ‘Best of Craigslist’ as always. Here is screenshot for posterity: