Rock Beyond Belief 
Jesus walked on the water and swam on the land. He was way ahead of his time! Did you know that ‘Land Swimming’ is the latest exercise craze? “It’s not just for the rich. Even blue collar workers can swim to work.” I miss the Weekly World News.
True story: when I first joined the Army, I used to be a bit of a smart ass. Shocking, huh? Anyway, the ‘old way’ we did morning exercises was often less formal. Sometimes our platoon would break off from the rest and we would each take turns suggesting the next exercise.
Acceptable suggestions: “The sit up”, “The wide-arm push-up”, “The side straddle hop” “The V-up”
My suggestions: “The back flip”, “The 10 mile sprint”, “The land swimmer”, “The Reggaeton dancer”
Eventually, they fought back with sarcasm. Unflinching response: “Demonstrator, POST!”
