The thing about stereotypes
Marines have a reputation for being badass and that’s pretty true. They’re really good at what they do and they don’t take a lot of shit from other people (who aren’t Marines). However, they are some of the most gushy, tender-hearted SOB’s I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with.
From time to time you’ll hear stories that will shatter your preconceived notions.
Shattering preconceived notions
Marines LOVE romance movies — commonly referred to as chick flicks. No joke! I’ve never met a group of guys that will sit around and watch the notebook together. Well I HAD NEVER met a group of guys that would willingly do or admit that until I joined the Marines.
Before my first deployment to Iraq we were stuck in Fort Polk, Louisiana, doing some workup in the middle of winter. It was our last big evolution prior to the deployment and we were holed up in some big metal boxes on cinder blocks. They were heated and had electricity, which was good enough for us. It’s better than sleeping in the freezing rain and the mud.
I was the newest guy in the platoon and i remember coming inside, thankful for the heat (it was raining ice at the time), and I noticed a group of Marines all sitting on two or three cots hovering around a single laptop. They had a plethora of speakers attached to the laptop and all the Marines appeared on the verge of tears. I walked over and recognized “The Notebook” playing on the laptop. Like any good Marine I sat down with them and became enraptured in one of the greatest dumpfy “chick flicks” of all time. By the end we were all about to cry so my buddy Tom said “Quick, somebody tell a joke. I don’t want to cry.”
That’s not the exception to the rule
One final story on that. My friend, Tyler, on this last deployment had to stand Shore Patrol. Basically he walked around the liberty port and made sure no one got drunk and arrested. He was with a group of about 8 other Marines and their assigned area was some mall.
He was assigned to rove around the mall with Marines from other platoons that he’d never met before and so obviously he had consternation about just how much he could let them be aware that he was a “girly-man” as the Arnie would say. They all decided to kill time on their post by watching a movie in the theater and all voted on some action movie.
At the end of it they all came out bitching about how horrible it was. Tyler, fed up with the facade declared loudly and proudly, “We should’ve just watched that new Nicholas Sparks movie!” The positive reaction he received from the other Marines surprised the hell out of him. They all agreed just HOW MUCH they were dying to see the new Nicholas Sparks movie, as well, but were afraid to bring it up with a group of Marines they didn’t know.
So the next time you’re out with a Marine…treat ’em to a chick flick. They’ll bitch, but secretly they’ll be happy.
What a bunch of pansies…!