One of my best buds in the Corps missed out on the easiest duty ever! It’s pretty funny to me merely because of the way he tells it.
He had received orders for recruiting, which many people dread, but pulling all the stops out he got his orders for Texas. And if there’s one thing the Marine Corps doesn’t need, it’s more Texans. No offense or anything but the Corps is comprised of, in my limited experience, a vast majority of Texans.
Recruiting in Texas is like going hunting at the zoo!~
He was always so giddy when he screamed that. Unfortunately, he got in a motorcycle accident and couldn’t execute the orders. Then he subsequently left for greener pastures (literally).
Oh well. Your loss, Marine Corps!