Satanic Christmas lights along TN highway are actually kind of funny

Satan lives in Carter County, TN. Or at least that’s what people might think when driving by Jackie Blevins home. His home is decked out in satanic themed Christmas lights. The lights read: “The Devil’s Inn is closed until Judgement Day”, and “Satan Satan Hear My Plea, Satan Satan Come To Me” It seems to [Read More...]

Hey Saudi Arabia – Abstinence only driver’s education does not work.

“F’ing female drivers!” Saudi report: women would drive to have pre-marital sex. You can tell by the low-cut burqa’s and niqabs they wear. RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — A report given to a high-level advisory group in Saudi Arabia claims that allowing women in the kingdom to drive could encourage premarital sex, a rights activistsaid Saturday. The ultraconservative stance [Read More...]

Sasquatch hunters recruit in Fort Bragg area

Quick, hide your blurry pictures! Wax your back! No really, they are recruiting in my area. Here’s the craigslist ad for their facebook group. Join the Tarheel Sasquatch Researchers Organization on Facebook today. Here is a screen cap for posterity. Craigslist will delete the ad automatically soon. [Read more...]

Mommie Dearest “No wire hangers” explained by abortion?

I just realized this a few weeks ago. Am I on to something here? I saw the film Mommie Dearest when I was young. Young enough to use it against my own mother like a little brat. “Yes, Mommie Dearest!” So maybe I was just too young to get it, but I was always really [Read More...]

Joseph A. Hales wont tolerate the absconding interlopers on craigslist

Need any welding and repairs? I overheard and intercepted a message saying that this guy is legit. Joseph A. Hales, III is the registered owner of Joe’s Welding and Repair, Any and all interlopers, eaves droppers, hackers, crackers, scammers, absconders, or any other persons and /or entities, interfering in the communications consisting of computer email, [Read More...]

Jihad me at hello

Counter-intuitively, a growing number of females participate in Jihad. They martyr themselves for a religion that is so oppressive to women that it instructs them to wear burqas. Some women’s beautiful eyes made even a burqa too immodest. Why would women want 72 virgins? Why would they want eternal erections? I think humor is one [Read More...]

The worst song ever was actually by an atheist

Ed Brayton accidentally launched an epic comment thread last week when he discussed his least favorite songs. I hate to tell you all, the worst song of all time is actually by an atheist. Don’t avert your eyes. Make yourself watch it. Jimmy Buffett – Fruitcakes http://www.youtube.com/embed/wneCa_yIuzg? I used to work in a used CD [Read More...]

Catholic student vows to hunt me down

Being a highly visible atheist in the military, I get a steady trickle of threats of violence, and absurd walls of text. It goes with the territory. I was just cleaning out the spam trap when I found this gem. I will hunt you down. – Terry Wrist  IP: 180.95.XX.XX Obviously I censored the IP. It [Read More...]


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