An entire day of Army Suicide Prevention training at recruiting school

It’s no secret that the military is facing a staggering suicide rate, more than one every day now. The trend was spotted years ago, and was the basis for justifying 2009′s $125 Mil. ‘Spiritual Fitness’ nonsense. Since then, the suicide rate has skyrocketed, as more and more money is being wasted on a religious approach [Read More...]

Revolutionary ‘Explosive Economics’ doctrine may help Army recruiting

I graduate from the Army’s recruiter-training program in a few weeks. I’ll ask my instructors how to incorporate ground-breaking socioeconomic studies such as this ‘Explosive Economics’: www.youtube.com/embed/6fY6nKEKw08? Need a job? Come talk to Sergeant Griffith! He’s got explosive economic opportunities just for you! Saw this on Comradde Physioproffe’s blog, first. See? It is backed by a college professor [Read More...]

The Army? It’s just like call of duty bro, you’ll be a hero.

A friend of mine just posted this on my Facebook wall. I hadn’t seen it yet, and thought it was pretty funny. Do you know any ‘recruiter jokes’ or memes? In related news, the school for Army Recruiting no joke. I have very little free time, and I’m under the impression that I’ll have even less [Read More...]

Weird personality test for Army Recruiters

Apparently, I’m an extroverted introvert and I speak with authority while I question it. Neat. At least this personality test completely left off religion/spirituality. They were also spot-on about my ADD. I’m medicated though, so maybe I should have answered differently (I’m actually a little ‘too’ hyper-focused when medicated). It got weird near the end. [Read More...]


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